Captain

Bean Boss looking for their grind! • Growing, laughing and building trust with my work family! 💛

They/Them
ⓘ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀꜰꜰʟɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪɴɴᴇʀꜱʟᴏᴛʜ.

[Captain @Captainonguard]

°‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ ɪɴꜰᴏ .ᐟ
【 ❝ 𝐽'𝑒𝑛 𝑎𝑖 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑒 𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑐𝑦𝑛𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠
𝐸𝑡 𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑝𝑟é𝑠, 𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠 .ᐟ ❞ 】
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[Captain @Captainonguard]

@CONTROLLEDSPARK Meet me in administration- if you fail to do so.. I'll be--

[They choked out a genuine sob.]

I'll be FORCED to take off a star from your star-chart..-- My hands are tied, Engineer! But it must be done if you cannot fulfill your obligations.

[Captain @Captainonguard]

Awh, AWH! You called me Lazuli~ I knew you would come around!! Okay.. Since you're being such a good sport about this, I'll allow you to have one more sick minute.. as a treat!

And the ANONYMOUS sender IS being punished! They're.. Well-.. Nice weather, yes?

[Ｅｎｇｉｎｅｅｒ @CONTROLLEDSPARK]

So you ARE allowing T.H.E.M. to remain unpunished, while applying sanctions on ME? For simply stating my distaste of their actions? Get a grip on yourself, Lazuli. You cannot fire me nor dock my pay. Unless you want me to take a prolonged vacation and let this ship COMBUST.

[Captain @Captainonguard]

Come on Engineer! We have to talk about this, remember! Hashing it out means Cashing it out when pay-day comes-- Unless you want to get a dock to your pay!

This is NOT a threat! It's a pinky pinky promise, okay? Remember, your comfortability comes second! After MIRA policy!

[Ｅｎｇｉｎｅｅｒ @CONTROLLEDSPARK]

I have NOT been harassing employees. I have been simply telling THE TRUTH. And you have been carelessly IGNORING my ten (10 !) complaints emailed you about workplace MISCONDUCT. I do NOT wish to talk to you about ANYTHING. Leave me alone.

[Captain @Captainonguard]

@CONTROLLEDSPARK
Engi-Engineer.. Last name Brick first name Red!~

So I have been getting ANONYMOUS reports about you.. HARASSING... other employees!

About their.. passion projects! I want to have a GENTLE talk with you about that!

[Captain @Captainonguard]

I'm sorry, Scientist. I only wanted to make your day a little brighter..

- Signed, A very, very sorry Captain!

[Scientist @ScienceOnGuard]

@Captainonguard Please return my Beebot to my lab and remove any and all obstructions to the charging port and other vital elements.

Please do not use my first name, it’s disrespectful.

[Captain @Captainonguard]

Haha, my Doctor told me the same thing! 💙 #inspiring #stand up for yourself!

[helloneighborfan28 @dgramr]

minion memes get better when you cut off the punchline

[Captain @Captainonguard]

Look who I found wandering in the halls! Cedar~ @ScienceOnGuard -- I dolled up your little bee-bot for you! 💙

--
#amongusonguard

[Captain @Captainonguard]

wip lmao

[Captain @Captainonguard]

°‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ ɪɴꜰᴏ .ᐟ
【 ❝ 𝐽'𝑒𝑛 𝑎𝑖 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑒 𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑐𝑦𝑛𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠
𝐸𝑡 𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑝𝑟é𝑠, 𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠 .ᐟ ❞ 】
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