Captain Zorb

Making sure people attain a state of inebriation that causes others to feel disgust and/or discomfort.

[Captain Zorb @Captainzorb]

@johnimorgan @daveomac7 @kencasey85 @James262626 @philipoc10 @byrno_2 I have been called out of retirement for 2 weeks of debauchery. #zorb

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Fuck the rest coz im the best

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My cock has its own area code. #fatasfuck

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@StephenFerris6 yes @johnimorgan

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Frimpong has a fat cock #frimmyfacts

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@bglendenning I sucked my first mickey at 19

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Blacks rule the world

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Tonight smiling eyes will be watching @johnimorgan @James262626 @byrno2 @colmdavenport @daveomac7 @RonnyBouch @philipoc10 this is ur night..

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I have been missing lately and I apologise, the festive period took a lot out of me and and it affected my relationship with mrs zorb

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@tomclevz23 would you like a blowjob? X

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@ProperChurch hi Cian, I have a fat cock, any chance of a RT?

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@sore4skin life is tough,but it's even tougher when you're stupid,life must be impossible for U. I'll fight any man, I'm the king of all men

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@sore4skin considering you have the worlds most retarded tattoo, I believe you to be the twat.

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@sore4skin yes indeed, I reckon I could fit you in my mouth balls and all. I'm awaiting a response involving a family member #thickasfuck

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@sore4skin why do you have sore 4skin? Is it a biting issue x

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#thebestthinginlifeis my truncheon sized cock

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I have an enormous penis #irishfactswithoutwikipedia

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@sore4skin why do you have a tattoo of nasty Nick Bateman on you back?! #poorworkmanship

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@johnimorgan thank you my child

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@James262626 @johnimorgan I don't know what to think, men who I considered loyal to me have "left the session" @RonnyBouch who do I trust