Captain Obvious

I speak only the truth.
Nothing but the truth.
And the truth should be Obvious.

[Captain Obvious @CaptaynObvious]

@nocontextmemes every ocean in the world starts evaporating, plants dry out. Your lungs give out.
Life as you know it stops.

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@AlmightyWesker there's already a fast travel point up by the village.

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Finished the 3rd episode of Lanterns, and I like how the Guardians finally come down to Earth for the 1st time to make up for traumatizing innocent people, and the 1st thing they learn is RACISM lmao.

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The timeline is gonna be hella annoying for the next 7 days after this Lanterns episode man.
Good episode tho.

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@spooky_nigga Hal literally saved the guy and put him into prison against the Guardians(who wanted nothing to be done) and The US millitary(who sent John to kill the guy).

Whatever you are watching it is not Lanterns lmao.

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@SabanistheG @Comic_Oddity_ @PaPiL0ngStr0keS vaguely obstuse or mental retardation?

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@PaPiL0ngStr0keS According to Dr Eggman, Sonic fucking sucks.

According to Thanos, Avengers are a bunch of babies.

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@isuperebba Alan Scott has been on earth 2 for quite a while now
He's there with jay Garrick and the JSA in most continuities.
Also he's not a Green lantern. He's the GreenLantern.
So he can still pop up somewhere in the past of the DCU.

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@KyleUnus @haderachdingus they got Eel 😢. Now he's just the "Batman doesn't have a contingency plan for" guy.

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@Butcher2434898 @haderachdingus Everytime people mention Doom Patrol on tiktok is about that time in the TV show when Flex Mentallo made everyone on/including Danny The Street orgasm lmao.

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@haderachdingus They learned of plastic man and now all anyone ever speaks on Eel is that Batman doesn't have a contingency plan for him💀

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@New_God3 Pull out that one Powergirl panel with that bum Gardner.

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@elchicosuaveee O-Orthar

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I wonder what J'onn J'onzz is doing in the DCU. Hope we get martian Manhunter soon in the DCU.

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@daz_black If you play with 140+ FPS all your life. 30 FPS is gonna feel like a slog.
For cutscenes it's fine but for gameplay it gonna be a bad experience all around.

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@HollywoodHandle damn actually surreal seeing this fuckass comic that i read and forgot about turn into an animated show lmao.

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@WitcherHour The funniest thing is after doing all that the armor you get as a reward isn't even top 10 armor.

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@TazzPlaysGames Using the literal soul of a god to make your shitty ass rusted anchor do 2 more points of damage.

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@PSSMKR Shawn Levy had so much sauce back then.

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@PSSMKR Barry would obviously still be the main Flash for 1 more movie as Waly grows up from Kid Flash to the main one.

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@PSSMKR Have Barry be the flash with Young Hal Jordan as the GL where they fight Starro along with The DCU wonder Woman and the JSA.

Make him sacrifice himself at the end. Then later we find out he was alive in the speed force and is now back 30 years later to train Wally.