Uncle H

MA.

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

@Olu_fad05 I want to intern under the handler
Weyrey mọ èsì ọ̀rọ̀ jù 😂😂

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

@Ri_Molen @oliveKubmite "after round 1, original panadol extra....."

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

@Olu_fad05 Ẹnu pọ̀ 😀

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

Infact, as a Christian, you are forbidden from greeting a Muslim girl in hijab, to smile at her lásán, o kú nìyẹn
No be small matter o

Ẹlẹ́nu nàwìrì, onírọ́ òfò 😒

[Ọgbeni Bosun @yomiable]

As a Christian,You dare not date a Muslim girl in Hijab in Northern Nigeria
It will cost you your life
Everything is extremism over there ...

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

And some of us have in-laws across the Niger River o

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

@AKOMOLAFEjnr_05 @ronkecarew You can enter filling station and top up
5L should last a very long time

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

At least, add please na
Ẹlẹ́nu nàwìrì 😀

[Stephenia Omeh, MBA @StepheniaOmeh]

I demand that President Tinubu and his vice Shettima to resign immediately!

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

@omoblaqee @flavour81911 @barackoblue A recently discovered organism

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

@flavour81911 this is one of the regimen for treating the novel organism "Streptococcus aureus" @barackoblue 😅

[𓆩 𝕂𝕨𝕠𝕟 𝔼𝕗𝕖 𓆪 🙂‍↔️ @omoblaqee]

@MrMekzy_ But Mr Mekzy, how do you guys read the crazy ones like this? 😂😂 even AI no see am read finish when I showed it 😂😂

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

Those days in school, when you do MCQ like military strategy, you pick "true" for A to D, and false "all the above are true"
Or two options that are opposite each other, and you are not sure, you just true or false the 2 of them
You start laughing at yourself

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

Ẹnu pọ̀ 😒

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

“I can change Nigeria positively in four years if elected president.” – Peter Obi

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

Borrow a woman you are sleeping with/you've slept with money? And you really want to get paid back?
Rookie mistake
Somewhere in Angola, they will say bumbum don chop am

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

Láyé, èmi kọ́
Aani rí èṣù

[Dr. Rashid Alhassan @Dr_Rashidd]

i need this at home

[Abuja Food and product photographer 📸 @_arowona]

People with perfect dentition >>>>>>>>

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

Sadly, that young officer should start looking for another career
They will make him pay for his bravery/stupidity

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

Four solid years later
When this story is going to be told, if ever, let it sound like K Rogers

"on a warm evening, not summer, not on a train, but something else bound for nowhere, I met an actual gambler, gradually losing his mind"

[Elikem🤍. @elly_afflu]

Cough syrups

[ELA @ellabosslady_]

@oku_yungx The machine malfunctions 😭😭

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

@OlaAdesina5 They can lie for Asia

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

Infact, they sometimes wash the mosque after Yoruba imam finish praying, repaint it, and start all over
Infact leekansi, they had to demolish one mosque one time like that
😒😒Sultan mai karya

[The Ilaje Sultan 🫅 @ogunmusi]

I heard something today

Someone said, after a Yoruba imam leads prayers, the Fulani ones will go back & do their’s again. Ablution & everything.

This is really Wild 🥹

[Uncle H @Captcochrane84]

@yomisteve @DrAbioye I won't necessarily put it that way, I can't think of any mosque I've ever been to here in the north that uses/include English in the sermon
No be all of us understand "abun da hake fa ruwa", the need for Yoruba mosque