Captain Awesome

Conquering the universe one molecule at a time.

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@MambaSmith34 @joeylogano That would make a nice cover for the mushroom cap

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@Kenny_Wallace It must be your Guatemalaness

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@ConorDaly22 @DreyerReinbold @IndyCar @IndyCarOnFOX @arco And you got your suit so great time all around.

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@epaleezeldin @OANN Thank you. Worst option ever. It caused my car to break down on I95.

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@dustinrhodes Have you tried ziti pizza?

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@deesnider you play a mean marocca

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@deesnider SAINT Celene. Show some respect, peasant.

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@dustinrhodes A whole lot of nothing

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@dustinrhodes Easily top 100. Your dad would be proud and that means more than any number of.

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@elonmusk do you think you could bring back the lunar rover?

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@yesnicksearcy Maybe prettier than Hank Berry, but not Halle.

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@catturd2 Biden’s handicap refers to putt putt

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@KyleBusch @RCRracing @ECRengines @ZonePouches @TeamChevy The planets are aligning

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@SamanthaBusch The planets are aligning

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@EddieTrunk They pay for all those commercials so that the networks don’t run negative stories. They are basically bribes.

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@WilliamShatner @KelloggsUS Have you tried Raisin Bran Crunch?

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@ATTHelp How do I DM?

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@ATTHelp A person at the AT&T store said he could lower my bill. The nest bill is $150 higher. Your customer service line was useless in helping. Who do I talk to to fix this bill? Im ready to switch carriers.

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@ATTHelp A person at the AT&T store which is now closed said he could lower my bill. The next. Bill is $150 higher. Your customer service line was useless. Who do I call to fix my bill? Im ready to switch carriers.

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@yesnicksearcy @NYCMayor Welcome to NYSSR