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Engineer → floor trader → former equity desk quant. Credentials debatable, execution surgical, systematic to the core. Take my views with a dash of humor.

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@Hedgeye @brewmarkets lol, perfect timing...

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#ES_F seriously now? Pure pure pure coincidences!

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@texasrunnerDFW I know, just trying to find some humor in those tragedies. I should have used $BYND or $PTON instead

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@dougboneparth The real question is, does it open with a 2 or 3, as the left most digit? Place your bets.

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$SPX slow dancing towards the 50-day SMA as the mother of all IPOs lands on a Friday with a major island invasion rolling on TV while POTUS cheers rising inflation!

What could go wrong?

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@kshaughnessy2 @DarioCpx Nobody wants to be called an Apple. If you don't spend to no-end, your other products better have 5 or 6 cameras

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@Mayhem4Markets When Paul Tudor Jones is watching the Knicks instead of buying the overnight dip, you know we’re toast. Besides those tickets could have bought him 5 extra $SPCX shares tomorrow!

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@great_martis Too soon?

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@TicTocTick Darn it, I was planning to use ChatGPT on my first flight. Back to welding college then. Also, I think I know him!

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@Mr_Derivatives Duh...a $10k investment in $TSLA on day-1 back then, would be worth $3.7M today. That's a $250k annual return on a $10k investment.

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@Mayhem4Markets lol, as they say: if you're not anchored in Monaco bay, AGI is a word you're not allowed to say.
OpenSource is the living standard for us peasants.

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@MichaelAArouet At this point, we are living in a comedy. My bet is, 2 frontier winners at the most (with heavily controlled access) and everything else comes home.

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@traderpodcaste Throw in Oracle and I can already smell MOON GAS!
Have we landed yet?

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@Mayhem4Markets Devastating news for the markets. Just a hint of any escalation will crush the index…probably like drop it +2% 🤪

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@SamanthaLaDuc While we're at it, not trying to be a conspiratory or anything but:
"No more bombing Iran I said" = oh yeah? we dump dump dump
"I will retaliate against Iran I said" = that's better! we bounce bounce bounce

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@cliffcornell_ Not sure why, but that's very heart worming!

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@Mayhem4Markets You say OpenAI secretly filed? Ok I'll show them.
Guess we’re in for months of this charade.