Captain Amazing

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@Raindropsmedia1 "Hey Siri, add Robitussin to my shopping list"

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@DesireeAmerica4 Is the substance they were testing for even red?

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@MySportsUpdate @GunnOnOne The part of the story about sending the cop away sounds like a lie. When have you heard of a minority sending a cop away after an accident?

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@nicholas_neff @Thechat101 Just listen to blue grass instead. Rap is not for you. Your troglodyte brain is clearly having trouble processing a critique of an artist so I don't expect you to comprehend the lyrics either

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@nicholas_neff @Thechat101 Eminem has a song named "Till I collapse". He said his list is "Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie, Andre from Outcast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me." If you feel so passionate about this that you just need to argue, feel free to go argue with Eminem.

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@ArtOfDialogue_ Bernie's voice and delivery made him stand out. Aries is best known for imitating the voices of others. That's why he can't be the person to make that criticism. Also he said "that's all I can here" but that's probably because he's trained his ears to focus on speech patterns.

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@Revolutioig9 The dash cam did not corroborate the reason he gave for the stop. They had to drop the case because all the evidence from the search was inadmissible. The game is rigged in his favor and he still didn't follow the rules.

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@Stevenof1 LOL

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@kevinblue345 And that's looks like a detective by the way he's dressed. His job is to gather and process information. He should be the last cop to go overboard.

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@JonathanTdotexe I'm going to just take a guess that these engineers worked on an AI model that is being used in the targeting system. If they know their product wouldn't miss the target and hit civilians that's proof to them that civilians were the target.

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@marclamonthill The first time I heard somebody question her credentials was on the 5150 show

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@Playteaux1 Seeing wholesome Internet content on a Sunday morning is always great

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@TOOSonX The only valid reason to pop was the last woman.

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@yardestyle @CulturedUpdatez Superstardom transcends sports. The star player on a team has to have the widespread appeal to be a superstar. That's why MJ was a superstar in the 80's before he ever made it to the finals in the 90's.

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@Crazymoments01 Look at the ref skipping after the shot where the guy was falling out of bounds

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@Lawrenc30880150 @aisarcore If there is a limit on number of bets (let's say 25) or total amount bet (you mentioned 10K) they should still be on the hook to honor everything up until the limit was reached. What they are doing is like a lottery voiding a winning quick pick because somebody bought 50 of them.

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@FastbreakHoops5 If that guy decided to take the fat guy's knee out, I understand

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@LucaVaran He would have knocked them both out and gotten away, if she wasn't in the way

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@FriendlyBot2000 @TheDailyShow Emmy winners will make more money