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Welcome to Captain Kitch's Content Carnival — a wildly unpredictable variety show for grown-ups who crave clever chaos in their entertainment.

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@Photomusicrock David Lee Roth was born to cover Mungo Jerry's 'In the Summertime'

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@lasergoat3d @shaunvlog_ Every town in Wisconsin has one roadside cheese shop, one brewery, one tavern per 17 residents, one secret MN Vikings fan, and one serial killer

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@brave Any chance of ever getting a password generator?

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@nomanautomata I couldn't believe they gave Jerry a show when it was first announced after watching him do the same 5 minute set every year on the Tonight Show anniversary specials

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@TheShadowIntelX The non-profit hospital in my area refuses to even discuss a discounted price for cash payment. Instead, they demand that the patient fill out forms to put the remittance onto the backs of taxpayers

[Steve @oldguy_steve]

The fact that Hooters hasn't launched a home delivery service called Knockers seems like a missed business opportunity to me.

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@80s_channel

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@ChrisDoyleob7w @lippyent Greatest episode ever of HIGNFY

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@Kodiak76239 For everyone Taylor Swift tune there is a guy that is tired of fucking her

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hopeDrivenDevelopment

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@lippyent

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It's Payton's Pocket Potato. Get yours today!

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@The_Lord_Otter I loved the show so much, I wrote this tribute to it. I imagined Tony mentioning his battle of the bands story while they were at a nightclub, Carl questions the story's veracity, so Tony bribes the band leader to allow Carl and himself to get onstage.

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@Fletche64618733 I'm afraid to ask what Grace tastes like. I would imagine it would be like rancid body lotion from Bath & Bodyworks. I'm sure if you slathered her in enough BBQ sauce she'd be palatable

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@_josephine0_ We still look, but at a certain age you realize the pain outweighs the pleasure and just keep on walking

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I prefer it actually. I know where I stand with my enemies. It's that family member, who calls the FBI and makes up a bunch of shit all because they're mad that you ate the last piece of chicken in the fridge, that I don't trust

[Emily 🦋 @EmilySm43]

Be honest

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@emiliabrown5477 All the trappings of modern society