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he/him - Monkey that does stuff - Pfp made by @_frickity

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

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Everyone in Canada complaining about how hot it was meanwhile in quebec city it was 15-20 degrees all day

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I heard there's a special ice cream flavour from this place

[sam @dreamgatorade]

so no one was going to tell me there's a small town called Moonbeam, Ontario and it has a UFO monument???

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@moonflewr420 It really is the gift that keeps on giving

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My timeline is now only desperate pleas for love job well done from me on that one

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I be going on twitter at work like its my job

[🤠 @iluvbvnny]

introverted romantics be like i'm gonna find my soulmate but i'm not leaving my bedroom to do it

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@habsilly ANN-RENÉE DESBIENS YOU ARE MY GOAT

[Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

Jamais décevantes, les célébrations Slaf-Doby

Slaf-Doby postgames never disappoint

#GoHabsGo

[Deadlock Intel @IntelDeadlock]

This Sick Lash edit.

Via/Bleachperson

[Startboii (COMMS OPEN) @Startboii1]

It’s showtime!! 💙💚🧡 #PokemonWindWaves

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If you deviate from what I expected the conversation to be i black out and i have to recall what we just said post interaction

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At work and someone accidentally entered my office and as he turned around I said "ope! Sorry!" Like why am I apologizing mf he entered MY OFFICE

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@habsilly I need to explode for at least 12 hours.

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@chaiimori

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Seeing Marie-Philip Poulin cry... oh kill me now.

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RAAAAAAA SUZUKIIIIIIIII TIES IT

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I think it would be the funniest thing ever if suzuki scored a game winning goal for the gold medal. To see suzuki haters having to cheer for him? Oh yeah, I need that...