Captain Jockstrap

people without bios are sketchy

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

Nobody texts faster than a pissed of girlfriend

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

So people got mad at me yesterday for making a Hitler joke. 'I said Hitler was a war hero' and so many people got pissed.
It was just a joke l. You know a very serious joke that I actually meant.

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

Guys I just found out Robin Williams died 😭😭 so sad

[Fitz @goodguyfitz]

me: you know joe right?

son: who's joe?

me: joe mother and i are getting a divorce

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

Electrical Juice?

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

twitter is gay

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

Send this to your #crush with no context #meme

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

Ricardo is a hero #RicardoMilos

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

#wtf

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

#meme this hit me in the feels

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

Everyone having a good night?

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

#csgo lmfao

[WƎSTƎR @Weester]

Still my favorite video on youtube. Never let this masterpiece die

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

I wish I knew this shit when I played this

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

Venir a por mi hijos de puta

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

@thenoelmiller Stop being sugar gay bro

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

@SwaggerSouls Venir a por mi hijos de puta

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

@codyko @thenoelmiller @spockmusic @diamondpistols Locals only wow!! wtf is wrong with you. So no one else can stream it??? fuck you

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

How much do you really love someone? #rt #love

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

@MiniLaddd get unfucked

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

OMG I'm fed up I'm 18 and ive been practicing martial arts for 20 years i can't believe they give the win to @stylebender trust me I know more than anyone this should be a no contest @ufc #fake

[Israel Adesanya @stylebender]

I used to pray that I won the lottery...
Now after every fight my cheque is the lottery!!!
#Milli #UFC236

[Captain Jockstrap @Captnjockstrap]

@thenoelmiller SAy ThE LiNe