Jeremy Williams

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Apple intelligence = figuring out how to put a calculator on an iPad. Congratulations gentlemen.

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@elgato Stream deck pedal for sure

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Care to explain why my wife’s Game Pass account was banned without an explanation @MicrosoftHelps. She literally uses it to play @houseflippersim. Shit the account was less than a month old. I really would like an explanation on what rule she broke. @XboxSupport

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@USPS got my package from Florida to Arizona in a day and a half. Meanwhile @FedEx can’t manage to get me my package on time from one state away.

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I predict there’s going to be a rise in public shootings due to increased WFH jobs.

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To the Karen that keeps complaining about the broken Jeep in my driveway. I ain’t happy about it either. But unless you’re planning to come help. Kindly, go fuck yourself.

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@AmericanxOutlaw Me love u long time

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@Hidd3nKnight Are you using a cat 5 or cat 6 cable?

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Lowkey disappointed @DirtEveryDay had to ditch the @Ford #broncoii. I really hope they do another episode with one.

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#Walmart update: it’s been over 24 hours since my pickup order was placed. It still isn’t ready yet. At this rate I think the @internalrevenu is faster than this, and they’re processing everybody in the country. @Walmart only had to process a small city.

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@Walmart what a coincidence right after my last tweet my order gets delayed even more.

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@Walmart why can I place a pickup order and get it within an hour same day. But I place one after hours to pick up the next morning and i can’t get it prior to noon? #walmart

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@internalrevenu I’m begging you to stimulate me 💦

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@AmericanxOutlaw Bro she came onto me. I was drunk. It was an accident.

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Me: *blowing into mic*
@Socks_85 : what are you doing?
Me: I’m blowing you 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Socks:
Me
Socks: ... I’m.. I’m conflicted.

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Let’s put a suppressor on my flashlight @Socks_85

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Covid? Never heard of her.

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@AmericanxOutlaw 🙋🏼‍♂️

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@AmericanxOutlaw But i love you

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Take a piss once while drinking and you’ll have to piss every five minutes for the rest of your life.