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Destiny is all♟️

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Have you ever been around a funny nigga when he has reached his flow state? 😂

Top tier bants

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

🎶NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO, REMEMBER THE ROAD THAT WILL LEAD YOU HOME🎶😂

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

God abeg😂😂

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Just know your childhood wasn't real if you never got chased by a dog, or a goat or worse, a chicken

[ٰ @ya3aby]

ghosting a woman because she can't afford her basic needs is self care

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Can't be friends with simps. they will betray you for female validation

[🔝 @Diimees_]

even when I needed help. I helped

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

I no get anything o
But you see talking stage wey no fit lead to anywhere. Leave am for me😂🙏🏾

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

Your house rent go soon expire 😂💔

I say make I remind you 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[keebahhhh🧚‍♀️ @alawiyeeee]

using curtain to dry your hand while nobody is looking 😔>>>>

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

It’s a whole war between Desire & Discipline .

[Ezennaya🧊 @Chrisslimz]

Downfall so goated even parents stop loving you.

Damn 😂

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

I’ve been barbing at this shop for close to 5 years now.

Usually when I come here to barb with my iPhone XR 64GB, changed screen, the barber never uses those extra care products. No hot towel, no powder, no hair spray, nothing

But today I came in with my Silver iPhone 17 Pro 256GB, physical SIM, eSIM, satellite connectivity, Apple Intelligence, aluminum design, USB-C.

The moment I sat down I was offered bottled water.

After the cut, this man brought out hot towel, powder, hair spray, foam and products I have never seen in this shop before.

That was when I realized I’ve made it in life.

I am at the pinnacle of success.

I have achieved my life’s goal.

Owning the iPhone 17 Pro is the end goal of human existence.

[Rado dos Ovie Mendes 🎈 @thee_ovie]

The two biggest football fanbases in the world are:

1. Ronaldo fans
2. Ronaldo haters

Somehow, the second group came together and started calling themselves Messi fans.

[victor 🖤🦇 @vector_olal]

"$500k deposit successful" I go first enter our secondary school gc go pressure them say make we do reunion

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

All banters aside if you think a Pan Africanist I will support Mexico against our ow South Africa tonight I'm sorry to disappoint you, you're absolute right!! Órale Cabrónes!!!!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

this thing called motion, i wan experience am

[OBI || Executive Assistant. @sauche_xx]

I won't ever shame anyone for sleeping their way to the top cuz if I had the opportunity, I would sleep like madddd.

[Eric Boateng 🇬🇭🇩🇪 @ericboatenggh]

We grew up watching Mexican telenovelas, our mothers will be disappointed if we support South Africans.