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Greetings peasants. I am the great Tybalt Capulet and if you don't think that it is the sexiest name ever, than I may just stab you under Romeo's arm.💪💪👌👌

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#SECNation WAR DAMN EAGLE 🦅🦅

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I reviled my brother after he pilfered my prized possessions. I admonished him to not do it again. #9HEnglish

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Hey everyone, this is Lord Capulet. I just wanna say that the Capulets are pretty neat and the Montagues aren't too bad. Also, Tybalt died, but who cares?

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Twitter, I have been stabbed. I shall leave you with my final words... You all have been terrific. Except for the Montapoos. I only want to say... #IHATEMONTAGUES

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A nonsense speaking Mercutio faced my rath when he insulted me. I defeated him in a fair duel. No cheating was involved, only the skill of a great swordsman. I left after l killed him so l could tweet this. I am returning to kill Romeo now. #ihatemontagues

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Ok, that is it. I am going to kill Romeo now! He must die and I must be the one to kill him! If I do not return, don't touch my possessions, Juliet. I will most likely return because I am the Ronda Rousey of sword fighting. #idontevenknowwhothatis #ihatemontagues

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Attention my beloved followers! I am doing a poll to determine the favored family in the community! Please vote!

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I am planning to go find Romeo and challenge him to a duel. It is a rather lengthy walk though. Maybe I'll send a letter...🤔 #ihatemontagues

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Just a friendly reminder... I love the Capulets and I hate the Montagues. Also, to the one fine lady at the party, check your DM's.😉

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I will kill Romeo if it is the last thing that I do. He kissed Juliet! A Montague kissed a Capulet! Twice! I swear to everything that I love(the Capulets), I will make him pay! #ihatemontagues

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I can't believe this. Some bloody Montagues have crashed our party! I began to prepare to duel, but Lord Capulet ordered me to stand down! He said that the meat was welcome! That is only a part of it! This Romeo just played tonsil hockey with my cousin, Juliet! #ihatemontagues

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I am so exited for the party that we are having tomorrow! People will see my incredible dancing skills! Just the Capulets and some random people. It'll be so fun without any Montagues doing anything stupid like crashing the party or something. That would be crazy #ihatemontagues

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WOW! Some simpletons were speaking negatively about my family and to make a long story short, if there are any more fights between the Capulets and Montagues, someone is going to be decapitated. There goes my plans.🤷‍♂️#ihatemontagues

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Check out my moves! I doubt any pitiful Montague could shake it like this!#ihatemontagues

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Hello twitter. It is I, Tybalt Capulet. We will have no issues as long as you are not a Montague. Anyway, farewell and I shall keep you updated with the adventure that is my life. #ihatemontagues