Capybara

All of your problems are caused by rich assholes.

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@WorldWideWob slo mo doom

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@Beastbr00k0 Bro why are you worried about 2018 Russell Westbrook slander right now

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@KalshiSports Stop calling them trades you shameless scumbags

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@JeauxDirtee @SheaSerrano Gerald Wallace was pretty cool ngl, and of course they had Nick batum 20 years ago lmao

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@WCbry @SheaSerrano Night and day what they were +6 with him and +4 without him. KAT was the mvp of that game.

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@CracraftFan Counterpoint: pretending to care about soccer is one of the most annoying things you can do. You don’t care man, I fucking know you don’t.

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@SarksDaddy Premiere “he’s not a winner” argument

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@VanLathan Charlotte

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@trollokie I thought we were done with this bullshit. Shai is gone and dead. You can resume these tweets in October.

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@BreidenFehoko Melo lmao nice bait

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@JoeFridayJr Especially when Wemby is probly guaranteed to have a significant availability weakness.

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@LakeShowYo So about that Claude subscription you’re paying for…

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@KnicksFan1294 @JeauxDirtee @SheaSerrano Jesus fucking Christ arguing the 5 seed in 2011 was mediocre. Ok man you win, the 4/5 matchup in round one wasn’t a matchup of Gods.

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@JeauxDirtee @SheaSerrano Just skip the blazers man, you already had the argument.

Gosh a playoff team had an all-star, no way, Sounds so desperate and ruined the whole thing.

God damn I’m so mad you started off with “allstar Aldridge”

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@Kenneth_Belkin @HunterBiden You must hate crooked pardons gosh you must be fuming over this last year huh Ken?

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@MarioJones16968 @lowstakesdre Do you ask that when someone posts a video of themselves on vacation or at a big sporting event?

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@ScottKacsmar That’s the kind of stuff I want to see in the next version

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@YungAgyei @JustinMacmahan Yeah, it’s addicting for a bit and then there’s no reason to play again. Just waiting for the advanced version now.

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@LukaUpdates It’s not possible to follow the NBA and say the word Tatum here unless you have ties to Boston.

There’s just no way.

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@JustinMacmahan I bet you could never achieve 82-0. It’s ok, many can’t.