Car Porn

Anything cars 🚘

[Car Porn @CarCornn]

Gmb @paige__gm

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

Would you date someone who can’t give you kids.?????

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

I still can't get over this being turned into a "comedy" movie.

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

Nobody’s ever smoked weed and gone on a rampage. All it does is make you eat, sleep & chill the fuck out.

[†ʀᴇx 🐍 @FwTrex]

I cooked stir fried spaghetti for lunch 🥹

[𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘦 🇰🇷 @paige__gm]

Nicki Minaj's mug during pregnancy was INSANE. 😮‍💨

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me thinking I have grown.

also me the second I get triggered:

[Kentrell @AkadeBemsen]

Girly fucked my baby daddy now she think she did me dirty or something huh 🤧 😭🤣

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

DO WEED SMOKERS ACTUALLY GO TO THE DENTIST EVERY SIX MONTHS?? 😭

[*☆A࣭࣪ꭑִׂ͓ׅ࣪ᦒ᩠ִׂ໋ׅ࣪꯱ָׂ Dυᥣᧉ᩠֗x Ⓧ🕷️ @amos_dulex]

Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year

[illegga @illeggaa]

west side +234 girls

[𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘦 🇰🇷 @paige__gm]

You can only keep 2 movies

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

she has to stay calm or she turns into a panda:

[naughty_mércyy❤️🍑 @naughty_mercyy]

Took some weeeed on the weekend and this shitt kept on getting me horny every muhfuckin minute 😩😩🙌

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

you're lying in bed and it starts to rain

[Timeless Praise™🤴 @First_alphas]

That single mom when rent is almost due

[mlaguzi🚬 @omwanba_]

Being single again after being in a 10yr relationship 7yrs ago, I went on a 4th date. Talked for 3 months. Made plans and drove to 15.5hrs to North side. Arrived at her place. Knocked on door. A dude answers door.
“Im here to see Heather. Is she here?”
“Yeah, who the fuck say?!

[$Layyen @Layyenne]

Every home has this dishcloth that should’ve retired years ago 😂

[Yvng @JosiahYong]

weed can mute parts of your real personality. You start overlooking things, moving slower, and settling into autopilot. If you're high every day, are you really showing up as your full self?

[Fargo @Fargo5p]

Women prefer toxic men over nice guys.