⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑

Unapologetic safety vigilante/random cat appreciator.

Fun fact: You're more likely to die from not riding a bicycle at all than from riding one sans helmet.

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

Yet another cycling skill that has been lost over the years.

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

@KOINNews "Real men ride the MAX"

Also:

"AMAGAD SOMETHING TOUCHED ME I'VE BEEN LITERALLY MURDERED!"

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

@CoachBalto This is very true. I've personally witnessed drivers on multiple occasions swerve into an occupied bike lane to avoid a deadly death dangerous bit of fast-food trash.

🥹

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

My neighbor just accidentally made it so cut-through drivers can no longer go twice the posted speed limit in our neighborhood.

😻

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

"Nearly half of all Portland drivers are driving vehicles with expired plates".

This is my super shocked face.

[KOIN News @KOINNews]

If you’ve been driving around with expired license plate tags there could be a ticket in your not-too-distant future.
https://t.co/Phes1xtdTx

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

It's ok, they have their "driving like a slightly concussed toddler" flashers on.

[The Biking Lawyer (Dave Shellnutt) @TheBikingLawyer]

We get it, infrastructure varying from place to place can be confusing…That said, perhaps it’s time municipalities look into more automated enforcement mechanisms and citizen reporting that actually results in penalties (and not inequity). #BikeTO

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

Rookie move. Everyone knows you're only allowed to drive exactly like someone suffering from alcohol poisoning if you're verifiably sober or have access to a "medical event" get-out-of-jail-free card.

[Demolish Southeast Boulevard @DemolishSEblvd]

I did something different today. After this car blow through a stop sign by the Brig, nearly hit me, and then this stop light, I called 911 and reported a possible drunk driver.

Gave them the details, and then got a call back ~15 minutes later. They were arrested for a DUI.

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

Sorry for those burning ears, @CommissionerRG.

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

I've tried to remain as apolitical and 'on-brand' as possible with this account over the years but there is just too much potentially horrible shit qued up this year that it has become impossible to remain passive.

An idiot wants to run my city and another my country.

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

@fox12oregon Legit autonomous vehicle attack or just another implied one?

#DriverNotCar #HumanAgency #YouSuckAtJournalism

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

@CommissionerRG @trimet We've all seen the @trimet video. Someone barely brushes against you on the MAX while finding their seat and you act like it's Jeremy Christian coming for your throat.

Pathetic and embarrassing.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

WE HAD THE GREATEST RAIL AND TRANSIT SYSTEM IN THE WORLD AND WE RIPPED IT ALL OUT FOR CARS AND SPRAWL

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

@steubens7 A friend of mine is good at hitting drivers who speed through his neighborhood with soccer balls. He's currently perfecting an automated radar-tracking launch system, as he's a busy person and doesn't have time to throw soccer balls at every driver that endangers his children.

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

@steubens7 A friend of mine is good at hitting drivers who speed through his neighborhood with soccer balls. He's currently perfecting an automated radar-tracking launch system, as he's a busy person and doesn't have time to throw soccer balls at every driver that endangers his children.

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

"I need a gratuitously oversized SUV to protect my children from all the other parents who've purchased gratuitously oversized SUVs to protect their children".

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

From a legal standpoint, how long are you allowed to store a huge pile of traffic-calming yard bark on a public street in Portland? Cuz this shit is working so good I don't want it to stop.

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

And make sure to wear #HiVis so emergency responders can locate your negligently mangled corpse in a timely fashion.

[DoorZone @D00RZ0NE]

Remember to make eye contact with drivers. And we should make sure e-bikes have license plates

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

Every in-the-way automobile is a reminder as to the absolute anathema cars are to a properly functioning society.

#JustSayNo #CarCULTure

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

@shanedkavanaugh People have had their throats slit on the MAX and this guy is clutching his pearls this hard over someone brushing against him while finding their seat?

FUCK. THIS. CLOWN.

@CommissionerRG

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

@boyonabike62 You spelled Electric Car Sewer wrong.

[⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑ @CarHelmets]

Someone brushed against him while boarding the MAX.

[Shane Dixon Kavanaugh @shanedkavanaugh]

News:

Portland Commissioner Rene Gonzalez says he faced ‘deliberate, unwanted physical contact’ aboard a MAX train. Here’s what TriMet video shows

https://t.co/xPKuDTjni3