delebow

My mummy thinks im special.

[delebow @CaraElbow]

I'm still waiting for the day when girls realize that complaining about your period every month won't scare it off and make it go away

[delebow @CaraElbow]

how do I remember song lyrics from third grade but I can't even remember what I ate for dinner Saturday

[delebow @CaraElbow]

It's not even 2 pm and I already have my pajamas on today is awesome

[delebow @CaraElbow]

My toast thinks its ok to pop up half toasted I don't think so mister

[delebow @CaraElbow]

cause of death: reading one direction preferences on her phone while trying to walk down the stairs

[delebow @CaraElbow]

Perk of not having a thigh gap: I never have to shave my inner thighs

[delebow @CaraElbow]

hmu on webkinz @tayto1 feel free to send me presents

[delebow @CaraElbow]

My brother asked my sister what a hashtag was and she said "a slanted tic tac toe board"

[delebow @CaraElbow]

"Is it really necessary for you to eat half the peanut butter jar Emma?" Yes dad it's the source of my funniness

[delebow @CaraElbow]

I find enjoyment in seeing people's faces morphed together

[delebow @CaraElbow]

My mum bought me a philosophical book which led me to spend today planting a flower garden and lighting candles to cleanse my aura

[delebow @CaraElbow]

most of u probably find me quite annoying but thats ok cause I find myself quite annoying as well at least u dont have to live with me 24/7

[delebow @CaraElbow]

I spent my study hall writing fanfic cause I'm a winner

[delebow @CaraElbow]

When I was little I didn't know your skin peels after u get a sunburn and I thought I was growing scales and turning into a lizard person

[delebow @CaraElbow]

Eating pizza for breakfast is so liberating

[delebow @CaraElbow]

Crazy steve will always have a place in my heart

[delebow @CaraElbow]

Drake and josh may possibly still be my favorite show its neck and neck with awkward and house hunters international

[delebow @CaraElbow]

My last tweet was punderful

[delebow @CaraElbow]

"So you wanna join the international pee club huh son?" *nods head eagerly* "Well you seem to have exquisite pee knowledge, I guess urine."

[delebow @CaraElbow]

my room smells like pansies and playdough