cara gilfeather

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

The fact I had the heating on Tuesday and today I’ve had to get the fan down from the loft. Only in the UK

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me when im drunk & see a mirror

[🇬🇪 @kvaraprop]

said 67 to my 9yo niece and she told me to grow up

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Friend just asked me where to start watching real housewives

[misa! @misak1nz]

being told i smell good

[: @_dxllz7]

When you're in the middle of a good time and you realize it's gonna be a memory soon

[genduk @meongmeowmiau]

If i looked like that i would also do that

[: @_dxllz7]

how it feels to still call this app twitter

[fresh @fauxfresh]

type shit they make you drive in GTA with 8 mins to pass the mission

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When the new employee whom I am training, giving suggestions to improve the processes I created

[evan🦉 @rainstormblue]

i didn’t think this could be topped

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

I will literally fly to Japan and fuck this monkey up.

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

This is fucking barbaric, Asda.

[𝗬𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗦 @YESEEGHOSTS]

This was a Top 3 Kanye moment because he folded under ZERO pressure 😭

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

He bad as hell too u can tell look at his face LMAO

[ًً @girlsonfillm]

the ghost in my room watching me watch benito bowl everyday

[monaja 🐋 | obrotowy era!! @eventinii]

my shayla 😭😭😭

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[chloe ୨ৎ @urtasteback]

kendall jenner has dated both harry styles and bad bunny