Cara

mouth of a sailor, heart of a nurse. I usually say what's on my mind and I probably don't like you.

[Cara @CaraLSG]

I feel like I have so much to say in my head but I don’t know what to say… if that makes sense. It’s like it’s so much it just smooshes together like a big ball of nothing. Ugh

[Cara @CaraLSG]

Why did all 6 of these kids in my back yard just swarm the Amazon prime guy and point at him screaming PRIME PRIME PRIME PRIME! Omg I wanna cry from embarrassment

[Cara @CaraLSG]

Today was Autism Acceptance day at my 4yo school, and we’re still in the same position as we were exactly one year ago, waiting patiently on the wait list to be evaluated 🙄 luckily more places are starting evals and we’ve been in constant contact with another agency!

[Cara @CaraLSG]

I love that my only 2 tattoos are matching with someone else lol super original over here 🤪 but it’s ok because I love my tattoos and I love the people I share them with 🥰

[Cara @CaraLSG]

Studio Ghibli Emerald City Sweepstakes https://t.co/bddqBBzggd

[Cara @CaraLSG]

GIVEAWAY - @BandaiCollect & @WorldOfGhibliUS is doing a an Emerald City Sweepstakes. To enter; head over to https://t.co/u4IzwMX8f0 #Giveaway #StudioGhibli @emeraldcitycon

[Cara @CaraLSG]

This fucking roomba will never let me know peace, will it? I’m ready to just throw it all the way out and try a new brand 🙄🙄🙄

[Cara @CaraLSG]

“I fwowed up. I so tiyud. So sweepy” when will my poor boy ever catch a mother fucking break

[Cara @CaraLSG]

I’ve lost 30+ lbs since June and none of my clothes fit me anymore 😩 even my leggings are getting too big. Good thing I have a small shopping problem lol

[Cara @CaraLSG]

Me, my husband, and his brother are just sitting in silence, crying, in total shock. This is too wild. #BuffaloBills #NFL

[Cara @CaraLSG]

CP FUCKING R THIS CANT BE REAL #BuffaloBills

[Leah @lalalaleah1709]

My biggest regret this year was buying the Stanley tumbler… #overhyped

[Cara @CaraLSG]

Get you a husband who doesn’t hesitate to say “buy it!” When he finds you crying over the fact that you can’t just watch Anastasia for free on any of your streaming services. Literal tears, wtf is wrong with me?!

[Cara @CaraLSG]

🎄Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night 🎅 https://t.co/6Bc6YjgNAu

[Cara @CaraLSG]

My dad has been exactly what I’ve needed in a parent these last few weeks. I can’t thank him enough!

[Cara @CaraLSG]

Today has been one hell of a day, but coming home from surgery to flowers from your best friend makes things a little better 🥰 thanks Jordan!! https://t.co/DktNVkwS5V

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

Can we stop pretending Chris Brown made a small oopsie one time when he is in fact a serial abuser

[Cara @CaraLSG]

If there’s one thing about my kids, it’s that they’re gonna have their cake and eat it too 🤪🎂 my baby loved turning 2! @ AJs Play Date, LLC https://t.co/hUWdLU0VV9

[Cara @CaraLSG]

For the first time since the kids went to school in September I actually have a Monday off with nothing to do! And Ryan’s home too! Its perfect weather to sit on the couch with a heated blanket and watch studio ghibli movies! But I have no such blanket 😒

[Cara @CaraLSG]

Same sentiment, 8 months later 🙄

[Cara @CaraLSG]

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My body: