Cara Colabella

World’s Okayest Runner. Proud Dog & Human Mom.

[Kyle S @KyleSkey]

Is this the first documented case of humans enjoying themselves at a Mets game?

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

People who don’t watch Love Island are often surprised to hear that I do but only because they think it’s like The OC or something when really it’s like the Stanford prison experiment

[dianna @runwildkian]

screw the first pitch let them throw 5 innings

[Nicole 🥀🧚🏻‍♀️ @niicolegee12]

Having to go from watching the Knicks to watching the Mets is like going from a Michelin star restaurant straight to gas station sushi

[NICKSILVA @nicksilva1]

As a Mets fan, I think I hate the Mets more than the Braves, Phillies, and Yankees combined.

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

We can rule out Anthony Volpe as a suspect

[ajk @AlexisJKostun]

misogyny! thanks for asking!!

[tony pierce @busblog]

Knicks in Four!

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

After tonight:

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🕯 Modell’s 🕯

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[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@mark_slapinski And I feel bad about that. I meant to say he is a sadistic, infantile ugly fuck.

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Not right now babe I'm busy reading every single tweet Hunter Biden presses send on

[Queen of Broken Hearts 💔 @SH3G3TSiiT]

Knicks gonna win it all for the girls, the gays and the theys. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️👯‍♀️

[casey at the bat🏀🏆 CHAMPS @thebenchesclear]

IT’S TIME FOR GAY METS BASEBALL

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

everyone get more gay and quickly

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

“UM AcKsHUaLlY iTs NoT FReE Our TaXEs PaY FOr It” yeah it’s almost as if that’s what our taxes should be paying for instead of israel day parades

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Crazy he has time to go a basketball game but not your wedding 😭