Cara Lowrey

Shenandoah University of 2022. 🎶Music Therapy 🎶

[Cara Lowrey @CaraLowrey]

Well damn Twitter it’s the holidays cut me a break

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I love spending my evening putting together a PowerPoint about the pronunciation of the French language with @AnnaCathleen45

For those wondering the only French I know is from Emily in Paris

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Restarting the quotes by @jennyl2832

*Looks me dead in the eyes*

“I’m the least cool person I know, but I’m self aware”

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

2022 isn't over until we give y'all as much pizza as we can!​

RETWEET for your chance to #WinDominosPizza!​

Rules: https://t.co/oGLTGzrdZr

[Cara Lowrey @CaraLowrey]

Today I found out my mom creamed the local Uni-mart. You can decide what that means….. 😂

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So I can’t tell if I have reached adult status yet. On one hand I am a senior in college and I can drink. On the other hand I still can’t file my own taxes and I cried when I lost my favorite pen so......... idk what stage of life I’m in right now

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I’m sorry but if Jo Wilson and Maggie Pierce are your favorite characters on Grey’s Anatomy you are either not a true fan or born after 2005. I’ve said what I said

[Emma Fox @emmafox_05]

i just realized that there will be no more free samples of food in the mall food court because of covid. i can’t express how disappointed i am.

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@Tristan__Blain I told you that you were welcome to come to Virginia

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@JessMcGuire12 Right!!! It was so weird 😂

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I didn’t quite realize how weird COVID has been until I went to the gynecologist #OnlyWearAMask

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Sibling relationships are weird. I’ll give you my kidney with no questions asked but there’s no chance I’m getting you a glass of water

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

*July 4th, 1776*

England: Just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true.

Thomas Jefferson:

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@AnnaCathleen45 only requires her Face ID for two apps on her phone. Her discover card and fucking Chipotle. There goes my plan to order 40 burritos.

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A talent that I am truly proud of is being able to do a spot on Sid the sloth impression. It makes me wonder how I’m still single

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@AnnaCathleen45 only requires her Face ID for two apps on her phone. Her discover card and fucking Chipotle. There goes my plan to order 40 burritos.

[Cara Lowrey @CaraLowrey]

I just need everyone to know that @AnnaCathleen45 called from the couch, while we were in the same house, so she wouldn’t have to be alone while she wrote a paper.....

That was at 11pm it is now 2:40 in the morning. Someone give me a damn award.

[Cara Lowrey @CaraLowrey]

@AnnaCathleen45 You 100% said hell of a canoe and it shouldn’t sound like that

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@AnnaCathleen45 I’m asking you to change yourself

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@AnnaCathleen45 Pages is shit it doesn’t even offer synonyms