Princess Cara

Have Courage and Be Kind •William Jewell College 2019• Zeta Tau Alpha • I just want to sing and look at dogs (preferably at the same time)

[Princess Cara @CaraLynnEllman]

One time my dad called Brad Bradshaw "Brad BradBrad" and idk I just thought it was really funny

[Zeta Tau Alpha @ZTAdeltachi]

D🍩nut worry, it’s not too late to #GoGreek!!
#WeAreZTA

[Princess Cara @CaraLynnEllman]

@stefanie_flood Take me

[Princess Cara @CaraLynnEllman]

I told my dad I would take him to the karaoke bar for his birthday and he spent hours putting together a written list of songs he could sing and if you don't think that's precious you are incorrect.

[Princess Cara @CaraLynnEllman]

@devotedneurosis SAME it was like down to my waist and I have it at my shoulders and it's so much easier

[Princess Cara @CaraLynnEllman]

@devotedneurosis Girl I just did it and it is cathartic af

[Princess Cara @CaraLynnEllman]

I am pleased to announce that my mom called my dog her little petunia

[Princess Cara @CaraLynnEllman]

Kinda just want to move to Paris and be fancy as a career

[The Secret History Of Hollywood Podcast @moviehistories]

Franceska Mann, the Polish ballerina, who, while being led to the gas chamber, stole a Nazi guard’s gun, shot him dead, and started a female-led riot that gave hope to all of the prisoners of Auschwitz in the face of certain death https://t.co/s7yM6MDYT5

[Princess Cara @CaraLynnEllman]

Hell hath no fury like a drunk girl outside of Domino's delivery zone

[alex @arosell0430]

Denny’s is talking about the real issues https://t.co/e7Y0vnqDYY

[Princess Cara @CaraLynnEllman]

This warm weather means that the flies have resurrected from the hellfire to which they were banished with the coming of autumn and I am UPSET

[Princess Cara @CaraLynnEllman]

Y'all get ready for some holiday fire on insta because this girl just got the nyx lippie countdown advent calendar and she is PUMPED

[Princess Cara @CaraLynnEllman]

I'm drinking alone in a cardboard box on my parents' deck how is your night going

[Rachel Held Evans (1981-2019) @rachelheldevans]

Jesus never told women to "cover up." Instead he told the MEN, if YOUR EYE" (not "their outfit" or "their proximity") causes you to stumble, consider gouging it out before violating a woman. Matt 18:9

[Princess Cara @CaraLynnEllman]

Me: why don't people take me seriously?
Also me: *wears bunny shoes*
*calls all noses "snoots"*
*exclusively discusses dogs*

[Magdi Jacobs @magi_jay]

Women are authorities on how men treat women.

Black people are authorities on how white people treat black people.

Black women are authorities on both.

Is this clear?