Cara Gray

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

@RyanWalters_ this just in regarding your character: it still sucks

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

“Oh you’re getting jacked on Red Bull? That’s always gross to me. It tastes like dead smarties” - charlotte, to me

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but micellar water gets red Gatorade stains off of your upper lip.

[Will Joyce @stillwaterwill]

I hope and pray that @GovStitt will follow the recommendations of the Pardon and Parole Board to grant clemency to #JuliusJones. The death penalty cannot be undone. If we truly value the sanctity of life, we should always choose mercy when there's even a shred of doubt.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Ok. Here’s a thought. Could someone at @facebook tell us what’s happening?

[Oklahoma Gov Just Googled @GovStittGoogles]

why facebook not working

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

US women’s swimming uniforms were almost certainly purchased at a truck stop.

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

@marekcornett Only if we have to carry all our children on our backs. I could smoke you.

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

@marekcornett I can definitely run 100 meters. Slowly.

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

Employers should exercise their right to require their workforce to be vaccinated. You’ll be better off - no covid outbreak liability and no crappy people

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

Maeve won’t let me clean off her eye boogers because they’re HER BOOGERS

[Oklahoma Gov Just Googled @GovStittGoogles]

what did bill cosby do

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

If you're someone who requests read receipts, rethink yourself.

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

@marekcornett Take it back

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

Congrats to those of you who can part their hair down the middle

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

Possible problems with teaching my 6yo to make me coffee?

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

Can someone tell me why I just walked in on my husband grumbling to himself in his boxers with the lights cut off, wearing a headlamp and holding power tools?

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

@millerj81 this means you. You use this

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

ugh the word "evergreen" in marketing is an annoying cliché

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

Who do I need to call to tell that replacing a carb with cauliflower is not good?

[Cara Gray @CaraMGray]

Taught Frankie to sing in a round with Row Row Row Your Boat. Now she thinks thinks it’s really pretty to just sing different parts of any song over each other.