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Paul, static caravan expert, I know more than you need to! Sales Consultancy and general advice. Terrible at choosing cars, don't ever ask me about buying a car

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@paulhutcheon 114?

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@BeverleyHoliday If it were a big Morrisons I bet there would still only be one checkout open and a massive queue at self service 😉

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@SunnnyBeeee @JaneyGodley Good point Paul ( also Paul deffo not connected)

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@RickTusgrin87 @juneslater17 Were you planning a Scottish Hateaway? You could stay in the Lodge June was never buying instead of the cottage you never booked and just be hateful to each other for two weeks

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@juneslater17 I help people in Scotland buy Lodges for a living. I would be delighted to help you not buy one free of charge on behalf of normal not hateful Scottish people.

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@RealStephenKerr We have one in our cafe in Angus. Please pop in with your Election leaflets and I will show you it working.....

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@hinchliffe18424 @joncoupland @AndyKnott65 👍🤣🤣

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@PeatWorrier I would have a pint there

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@bandit4470 Not any more. I bought them outright

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@BlacktopMagazin Sent via post office . Prob stolen by one of those corrupt post masters I here about on Conservative home all the time . And I think the stamp and jiffy bag eat into it a fair bit. And I bought a rollover hotdog as they have a machine now.

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@ChrisMusson You can add this to your cv of complex and high brow political reporting. I defy anyone outside of Scotland to understand every bit of that paragraph. Very Scottish 😁😁

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@bandit4470 I agree
Teacake?

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@ChrisMcEleny @paulhutcheon Its not really fir buying newspapers

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@bandit4470 Fig rolls are soft. Cake or biscuit?

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@HTScotPol And yes you do it when it's labour . It adds5o the scandal for you

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@HTScotPol There are surely archive pictures of him you can use. But you love tieing everything to the party

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@bandit4470 See below from Dee Dee 🤣🤣🤣 Edinburgh generosity has narrow boundaries. In Glasgow if you refuse a biscuit you might get stabbed
I would never offer a jaffa cake . Personal use only