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The real xmas miracle is that no one put a mask on lady liberty

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@NickPinkerton disney investor day is when you announce a price hike

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@vibiclicense if i recall he got a Bachelors in Sports and Exercise

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S/o to my distinguished high school classmates, HAKAS

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@Dofmau5 brains ruled beauty drooled

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now that i am 29 shelter island shows up on google maps

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@brady__dick arg and per

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Going to incorporate my dog as an LLC so we can drive in the HOV lane ;)

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@P00DI3PI3 my secrets can be yours for a low, low, recurring fee

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going to Heaven

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@sweettreev eisenhower matrix

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Hell yeah Anne

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POV you are my sublettors who neglected to ask about the specifics of roof access

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my money making ideas are increasingly rooted in consumption aesthetics

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@adamjannke Jannke think of the cucumber POV...wondrous

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There are two types of grocery stores/bodegas— those w/ Doritos and those W/out. I will break this code and learn the limits of the frito lay empire

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Midway through the journey of our lives I found myself adding the Unabomber manifesto to my wedding registry

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@Dofmau5 Mine unexpectedly chockablock w woodcuts..

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My step grandmother told me I am too pale

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If a cult approached me rn I would absolutely join

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I paid $30 for 6 months of my therapists notes and finally found something we could have agreed on