STRAIGHT KARKAT

#Evilparodystuck //Some of the edits in here are taken from "Karkat Goes To An Convention" go read it its really good.

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

FUCK THIS CURIOUSCAT SHIT APPARENTLY EVERYONE HAS A "STRAWPAGE" NOW.
SEND WHATEVER THERE I DONT FUCKING CARE.
https://t.co/e5qjMhUmDg

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT. THERE'S ONLY SO FEW OF YOU.

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@Serketcel NO I DONT THINK I COULD BOTHER BEING MAD AT IT, LOOKS GOOD ON YOU ACTUALLY.

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@twinkSlayer16 THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@Meenahdaboat SO THAT'S HOW YOU GOT YOUR USERNAME?

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

WOOOOOW.
SO THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME IN BEFORUS, REAL FUCKING FUNNY GUYS. YEAH IM LAUGHING, IM ROCKING MY FUCKING CHAIR FROM HOW MUCH IM LAUGHING. YEAH, FUCKING TABLE BROKE AND MY WALL HAS A HOLE NOW.

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@Serketcel WOW, POOR FUCKERS REALLY HAVE TO WEAR THAT? I GUESS I PROBABLY SHOULD OF TRIED LOOKING BEYOND JOHN'S HOUSE BACK THEN.

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@Serketcel AH.
LOOKS HOT ON YOU I GUESS, THIS IS LIKE BEFORUS FASHION RIGHT.

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@Serketcel LETS HOPE IT DOESNT BACKFIRE LIKE LAST TIME, HAR HAR.

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@Serketcel THEN FUCK ME I CANT TELL WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG, I'D SAY THE FACT YOU CAN DREAM AT ALL IS PROBABLY SOME ASTONISHING FACT GIVEN HOW OUR DREAM LANDS ARE MORE DESTROYED IF ANYTHING.

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@Serketcel ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDNT JUST TAKE SOME KIND OF SUBSTANCE BEFORE GOING TO YOUR RECUPERACOON

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@jadeharIeyy GO ON.

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@Serketcel OH MY FUCKING GOG I HAVE READ A HUGE AMOUNT OF TYPING STYLES ACROSS MY LIFE AND THIS ONE SOMEHOW HAS BEEN THE LEAST UNDERSTANDABLE ONE LET ME SEE IF I GET THE SHIT YOU'RE SAYING. YOU HAD A NIGHTMARE WHERE YOU RESIDED IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY AND IT WAS GROSS COREECT?

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@Jojostuck56 YEAH.

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@glutnousGymnast YOU LITERALLY CANT EVEN TELL.
WHAT YOU'RE PROBABLY TASTING IS WHATEVER MESS YOUR SPIT IS COMPOSED OF.

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT THIS PIECE, YOU SEE IT? GOOD.
KEEP LOOKING AT IT, FUCKING WISH I WAS THAT GUY. GOG.

[STRAIGHT KARKAT @CarcinoStr8st]

@glutnousGymnast ITS ME SMILING IN AMUSEMENT, LICK IT FROM LEFT TO RIGHT.