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Send to your girl and say “us”. Thank me later.

[yomy orangutan 🦧 @yomyorangutan]

the smile you have when your child inherited your fab hair 🙂‍↕️☺️

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I’m quasian

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Help I can’t stop eating cherries

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Doctors love saying adhesed

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fih for din tmr

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You should not be eating in bed

[☭OctoberSnake☭ @OctoberShakr]

Can someone link the drawing someone did where its his POV and she's asking "Did you have something in mind?" and her bush shows a little?

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Guy naming his wheelchair Chair Force 1

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Using two flossers, one in each hand, for maximum nighttime routine efficiency

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It’s nice they give you these little tape measures at ikea to see how big your biceps are

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Overnight oats are the oat OAT

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@mythic_works @__apf__ @captain_mmarvel @MattMasonCA What’s the argument that eɪ closer than ɛ to e? Spanish letter e is pronounced sometimes as an open-mid vowel. English has plenty of monophthongs even if e is not typically one of them.

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Now, 13 Americans are dead, families have paid billions at the pump

[U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D. @SenBillCassidy]

Reagan is rolling over in his grave. Iran’s nuclear ambitions were not curbed, and they have learned that threatening the Strait of Hormuz works and will undoubtedly leverage it in the future. Now, Iran gets to build brand-new infrastructure under this deal.

Before the war, the strait was open, Iran was being crushed by sanctions, and 13 service members were still alive. Now, 13 Americans are dead, families have paid billions at the pump, sanctions will be lifted, and the bombing has stopped. This is the worst foreign policy blunder in decades.

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Guy naming his wheelchair Chair Force 1

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Buying my boss a 6 mo. supply of Kirkland brand minoxidil for their birthday

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They sell ivermectin at the vet

[Ralseis Joint @RalseiDel1arune]

Why are animals allowed to drink natural water and not me

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Staying on food stamps for the rest of my life so I can go to the aquarium

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

The Monterey Bay Aquarium charges $295 for a family membership or $125 for a single adult.

With an EBT card, entry is free — and up to four guests get in free every visit.

There is a ZERO incentive for these people to ever get off Food Stamps.

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