Cardboard Cop

I'm a cardboard policeman living the dream. I go from Houseparty to Houseparty having the time of my life. Recently stolen.

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@AlanFelyk I'm here. Still knocking about. Soggy today though.

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@bendadams @MattPotter I can do anything I like. Mwahahahaha

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It's a bit wet out today. My bits are going to be soggy.

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@BnslyNews_Sport @BnslyNews_Sport @BarnsleyFCNews I'll be there tonight cheering on the tarn. #ComeonTarn #BFC

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Just standing about. Deterring thief's. #CardboardDream

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@wearebarnsley Cheers for all the all the coverage recently guys. I'm becoming a big hit. #RT

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New to Twitter. Heard I am I famous in the papers. #CardboardGod