Mayor of Central Jersey (real place)

Vast sports knowledge, enjoys beer and chicken wings, proficient in excel, due for girlfriend, PSU ‘09

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

SEC idiots talking about SEC dominance

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

Having some of the scariest sunday scaries I can remember. Time to dial in. BV support is always welcome #LANK

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

@BillTingleberry Bill,

Been an absolute treat to follow along with this story. For the youngin, we’ve all been there before and this too shall pass. But for us guys looking from the outside in, I don’t want the story to stop.

Best,
CJ

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

Mom just changed her card that was on my Uber and Chick fil a accounts

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

I’m inside of MetLife stadium and I’m prepared to be hurt again

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

Fair catches inside the 10 really confuse me. You guarantee yourself shitty field position that isn’t at the 1 or the 2 but you’re giving up the chance to start at the 20 and risk muffing it (more for college)

#TalkingBall

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

@VillageWest14 Texas has a cupcake resume. I think OSU mops the floor with them

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

I can’t go out casually. I only have one speed and it’s taking a toll on me

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

@BertProchazka80 Bert,

An object in motion stays in motion. Let’s play some downhill football, pedal to the metal. 🍻

Best,
CJ

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

@fersuretech Flow society screams ball knowledge

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

It’s almost 70 degrees in November and AOC was bitching like it’s a bad thing

Happy Sunday!

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

@DrippyMexican69 @fersuretech Anyone who can talk trucknuts is cool by me. Great to meet you Xan🤝

Best,
CJ

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

If you wanna talk ball we can talk. If not you can kick rocks pal

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

@gunkysworld Gonna look into this Gunk. Might be the difference

Appreciate it,
CJ

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

How do I beat the brain fog? Sunset at 5 does me no good and I’m losing it #GuyStuff #PleaseLANK

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

Penn State really is the best, however I am fucking exhausted and would like to lay down for a very long time. Trending towards washed

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

@BertProchazka80 @SenSchumer Marathon not a sprint Bert. Run the damn ball and stick to what got us here

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

The rumors are true, whiteout weekend is taking a toll on me. Gotta beat this hangover and bring the energy tonight (thank god it’s an 8pm kickoff) @SenSchumer I’ll be the guy with the beer having a great time, I dare you to try and stop me

WE ARE 1-0

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

@BertProchazka80 @KamalaHarris Couple of zippers could be the difference🤝

[Mayor of Central Jersey (real place) @CardiacKemba__]

Hey @KamalaHarris beating you on Tuesday wasn’t enough for me. I’m going back to state college tonight and I’m shutting pman down. Come and take it

-CJ