TJ

UIUC Alum - Sports Junkie - Sales Vet - Midwest Foosball & Corkball Champion - 1st Degree Blackbelt - Risk Taker - Fantasy Baseball MORON. 🧀🥁🐙🧙‍♂️

[TJ @CardiacKid1]

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[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Hang 10 🤙

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is what John Connor tried to warn us about with Skynet

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Yes

[TodayInSports @TodayInSportsCo]

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[TJ @CardiacKid1]

This happened under your leadership. Mirrors are cheap at a store. Solid investment opportunity.

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[David Haugh @DavidHaugh]

The #Bears are expected to announce today their board of directors have voted and they will be focused on Hammond moving forward as the future site of their stadium, two legislative sources said. @thescorechicago @mullyhaugh

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CC: @Van_verified

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Casey Schmitt’s 13 home runs are a career-high and rank second among NL designated hitters! Vote 5x per day to send him to the MLB All-Star Game.

⭐️ https://t.co/07vJ7cgxIq

[TJ @CardiacKid1]

What if they are fat? Need to know.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

💪🏻 When doing a push up a person is pressing between 69-75% of their total body weight.

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[Forbes @Forbes]

Quote of the day. #qotd

[TJ @CardiacKid1]

It’s Friday.
-Rebecca Black

[TJ @CardiacKid1]

@BarstoolBigCat @reeses Is it open to the public? As a fat snack myself it would be cool to have a Reese’s in a Reese’s lounge.

[TJ @CardiacKid1]

This Dylan Larkin news has me RATTLED.

[TJ @CardiacKid1]

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[Winged Wheel Podcast @WingedWheelPod]

🚨 BREAKING: Dylan Larkin has requested a trade from the Detroit Red Wings, per Elliotte Friedman.

What kind of return do you think Steve Yzerman could get? How did you react to the news? What's happening? #LGRW

[TJ @CardiacKid1]

Current song playing:

Sell Out - Reel Big Fish

[TJ @CardiacKid1]

Thursday is considered the weekend in some cultures.

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Welcome aboard Wade.

[SleeperAngels @SleeperAngels]

Wade Meckler in 10 games:

.286 AVG
8 H
2 HR
8 RBI
.810 OPS

[TJ @CardiacKid1]

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[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Webby in his first two starts off the IL:

11.1 IP, 1 ER, 4 H, 4 BB, 9 K

Good to have you back, ACE 🫡

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[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘HACKS’ officially ended its run with the series finale now standing as the show's highest-rated episode on IMDb.

A rare feat that only a handful of series have achieved.

[TJ @CardiacKid1]

@gamba089 @EricCrossMLB This man is a volcano! 🌋