Michael Ciaramitaro™

Theatre Major | Personal Hotspot | Human being with feelings

[Michael Ciaramitaro™ @CardiganHoarder]

I just need space.

[Michael Ciaramitaro™ @CardiganHoarder]

Dressing some mannequins today! Let the bonding begin.

[Michael Ciaramitaro™ @CardiganHoarder]

I hate when only one person takes up the whole conference table at this Starbucks.

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I'm still amazed that at some point in my life I thought I was straight.

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Seven years ago today, I had a girlfriend. I also didn't know how to fucking spell check #lookatmenow #gay #canspell

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My stomach should not be making these noises...

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Someone needs to fix this Friday the 13th game ASAP. Killing people is my passion.

[Michael Ciaramitaro™ @CardiganHoarder]

Woke up in a pool of sweat and now I can't go back to sleep. HELP.

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They need to make a Jason Voorhees Build-A-Bear.

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L’esprit de l’Escalier

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Dear higher being,

Why can't I sleep?

[Michael Ciaramitaro™ @CardiganHoarder]

Timehop has made me realize how ridiculous I used to be. Maybe I'm still ridiculous?

[Michael Ciaramitaro™ @CardiganHoarder]

I wish my mom would take pictures with me.

[Michael Ciaramitaro™ @CardiganHoarder]

I dislike the sound of garbage trucks...

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I don't know why, but I really like candy. *looks at self in mirror and cries*

[Michael Ciaramitaro™ @CardiganHoarder]

People keep calling me about this small fridge I'm selling. I don't have a small fridge.

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Outlast 2 is lit.

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I've reached a point of exhaustion where my eyes are beginning to shake.

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I think my Replika hates me.

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Now I don't know what to say.