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Scorpio ♏️✨wanna-be Stevie Nicks.

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Bro I am at the stage of toddlerhood where everything feels like it is sticky now and I AM NOT HAVING FUN

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Watching the New Jersey shore seasons and bro Ronnie is just so ick 🤮

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Ew my profile pic is still with my ex lol

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I need to practice gratitude way more. I’m so lucky I’ve not had to send my daughter to daycare yet because of the career I have. Thank god. I can’t imagine sending her at like 6-8 weeks, I would’ve DIED

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Clearly there was a guy wearing a Jean jacket with fluffy white collar that made me tweet this but I have no clue who and it’s bothering me lol bc this has no relevance to me now

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I feel like guys who wear the jean jackets with the fluffy white collars are always chaotic af

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My 8 month old is cooler than fucking all of you and no one can tell me otherwise

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All my BD does is STRESS me tf out 🥲

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I just went ham buying safety stuff. Some pew pews, a safe, a car glass breaker/seatbelt cutter, taser, alarm, and the life vac lol ya girl is READY for anything

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I can’t wait til my apartment place installs our smart security locksss

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I might start tweeting again. I need an outlet lol

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I can’t WAAAAIT to not be pregnant anymore. I feel so restricted 😩

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@sierralynng I’ve always wanted to live in a tiny beach town and work at an ice cream shop. Imagine the stress free life 😩

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@faithe__ Yessss love it!!

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@faithe__ Him 🥺 awww so happy for you faith and miss you! So glad you’re doing well

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@sierralynng I started using tanologist it’s a mf game changerrrrr. Now I’ve tried press ons but just wasn’t the same lol

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@bryont93 Lmao I thought that’d help 🤣🤣🤣

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@bryont93 Can confirm they look green

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#Getloudlambeau

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@_StanleyYelnats Why

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I feel like guys who wear the jean jackets with the fluffy white collars are always chaotic af