El Gyorkoffs

I had a bio but he’s a Blue Jay now

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That was a brutal at-bat by Jose Martinez

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But we have a Carp so it’s ok

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Jose Martinez is my least favourite defender

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@thedave618 Since when has Tommy Pham followed the precedent of the past?

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Untouchables this trade deadline
- Alex Reyes
- Jack Flaherty
- Jordan Hicks
- Tommy Pham

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@thedave618

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@the_godfaubel I’m not touching this rotation until the offseason

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C.Martinez
Wacha
Weaver
Mikolas
Flaherty
Reyes

Yeah, we good.

[Nicholas Childress @NChill17]

Tim McCarver’s #STLCards lineup for today:
1. Terry Pham CF
2. Max Carpenter 2B
3. Juan Martinez 1B
4. Martin Ozuna LF
5. Kyler O’Neill RF
6. Jeff Gyorko 3B
7. Gary Garcia SS
8. Franklin Pena C
9. Mitchell Mikolas P

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It’s slowly becoming harder and harder to keep supporting Mike Matheny. Can’t bring in a guy pitching like Holland in a one run game. Hicks threw 12 pitches and should have come back in. Still a one in game, not over yet.

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Oh Greg :(

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*Jordan Hicks coming into a 1-0 game*

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@Deuce_Brewski As a die hard Celtics fan, I appreciate you

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For the basketball fans:

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@BuenoWaino

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@NPaetow12 Love yourself even when others may not appreciate you. There’s always someone who cares. Believe me

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Games without @DannyMacTV just aren’t the same

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@NPaetow12

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But we won today so I’m happy https://t.co/oOTDcY00Aq

[cards rant @CardinalsRant_]

#STLCards over the last 7 games:

Carpenter: .048/.130/.095
Pham: .227/.320/.500
J. Mart: .231/.344/.385
Ozuna: .259/.333/.370
Fowler: .083/.154/.208
DeJong: .333/.400/.481
Wong: .125/.222/.208
Kelly/Peña: .154/.200/.154
Bader: .269/.296/.577

71 K’s/19 BB
5-33 RISP

Yikes.

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For another day https://t.co/oEowgimIFF

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If the Cardinals win tonight I’ll get a Cardinal themed tattoo of your choosing. (I have some pretty dumb tattoos so get creative). Reply ideas below. I’ll run a poll of the best ones tomorrow