Cardinals_live Parody

I had a 7-year snooze. I dreamt I was an MLB insider tricking #STLCards fans into following me. Then I got the idea to go national as MLBaseball_live! Parody!

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

If I blocked you during my 7-year snooze dreaming I was an @MLB insider with sources galore before becoming @MLBaseball_Live, please drop screenshots of you being blocked.

Betcha can’t!

Especially #STLCards critics of my years of BS. I’d never block anyone except myself. 🤥

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

BTW, to answer your question @MLBaseball_Live, there is no way back.

You have no clue - because you block them - how many #stlcards fans detest your know it all account.

We are tired of your BS, unproven claims - played college, lots of MLB connections, etc. - & unearned ✅s.

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

Forgive me. I fell asleep again & woke up with all these shirtless dudes around me at Busch Stadium.

BTW, my alter ego, @MLBaseball_Live is rage posting.

He doesn’t understand why people are fed up with an armchair know it all hiding behind an anonymous account.

#stlcards

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

By the way, the C word is offensive too, but you throw it around like a 12 year old.

Grow up dude.

#stlcards

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

Bingo! @MLBaseball_Live has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[Ice @Icelandicwa1]

@MLBaseball_Live

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

Yup! @MLBaseball_Live has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[LAfan310 @LA_fan310]

@MLBaseball_Live Always putting out these quotes with no names behind them is funny to me.

If you believe this to be the case and feel so passionately that baseball is being ruined...

Why hide your quote behind anonymity?

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

Ding Ding! @MLBaseball_Live has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[Ian Joseph @hpesojnai]

@MLBaseball_Live This is all bullshit.

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

Ding ding! @MLBaseball_Live has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[GJR @GRitz93]

@MLBaseball_Live You don’t have any sources lmao

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

Yup! @MLBaseball_Live has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[Luna 𓃥𓃒 @Marsupialluna]

@MLBaseball_Live “My sources” aight bro. Making hypotheticals with AI does not count as a source

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

Yup, @MLBaseball_Live has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[Vidor @Vidor1]

@MLBaseball_Live What a load of shit.

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

Lol, @MLBaseball_Live has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[WE’RE THE F’ING GUARDIANS!!! @DarrellDawson]

@MLBaseball_Live Here come the dodger fans. Stand tall.

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

Bingo, @MLBaseball_Live has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[All Vol @AllVol4ever]

@MLBaseball_Live @RotoRay_LAD @EvanDrellich This is a bunch of drivel. There will be no lost season. You people peddle this nonsense every time the CBA expires. It never happens, and it won’t this time either.

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

@MLBaseball_Live is the loser. He has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[michael @uncle_b12]

@RotoRay_LAD @MLBaseball_Live @EvanDrellich Of course it didn’t. The loser just saw an opportunity to whine and tell people how he feels instead of doing actual journalism. It’s a whiny opinion piece.

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

@WillErazo440, Yup. He has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[Will 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 @WillErazo440]

@RotoRay_LAD @MLBaseball_Live @EvanDrellich Making shit up for views

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

@ElevenVerts, @MLBaseball_Live has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[11 Verts @ElevenVerts]

@MLBaseball_Live So just checking here. Owners saying “we’d rather not field a team for 2-3 years than pay players” is…good for the game?

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

@NYSoftball, @MLBaseball_Live has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[Gregg L @NYSoftball]

@MLBaseball_Live Total nonsense and a fairy tale being pushed by owners. The players get a smaller % of revenue now than they did 10 years ago. Smoke & mirrors for owners to make more $.
The players are the product/talent. Hypothetically owners/teams can be replaced. The top talent can’t.

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

@BradFromFlorida, @MLBaseball_Live has no firsthand sources. The Athletic reported most of this yesterday.

He used to use this handle. Back in 21 during the last lockout, he deleted dozens of tweets claiming he had sources close the #STLCards owners.

Why? He got it all wrong.

[Brad @BradFromFlorida]

This is fear mongering bullshit.

Owners would not nuke a 1-8 billion dollar asset just because they don’t like paying 30-55% of revenue to players.

They’re drawing a line to negotiate, stop giving them a platform for this bullshit.

I’ve long said that if the owners couldn’t afford it and it’s the players didn’t fetch the revenue, then they wouldn’t offer the players these contracts. Markets are surprisingly efficient!

Anyways, this is a garbage post and I’m muting this account.

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

@StlMac_ @TortsIllustrtd @MLBaseball_Live Uh, hum, would you believe that’s three different Kades? 🤣

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

If you are a #Mariners, #Bluejays, #STLCARDS, #Tigers, #Yankees, or #Phillies fan & you are still following @MLBaseball_Live, turn in your high school diploma.

If you are in HS, do not pass go & return straight to Kindergarten.

Preschoolers can see his through revisionist BS.

[Cardinals_live Parody @Cardinals_live]

He’s banking on you not to check the thread.

He named one player in 3 different packages & is now trying to claim each player was just a tier. So why list him 3 times?

He’s deluding himself that anyone believes his BS.

He’s getting totally ratioed in the comments.