Keyli

Lifes fucking great

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

"who are you cheering for"
me anytime a colonized nation score against a colonizer country

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

White people would cut down their own god if they thought they could earn a buck off it

[misa! @misak1nz]

delete chatgpt and get a library card

[lily @maudescat]

the scene with cal at fezco’s house was so funny i can’t stop laughing like it’s embedded in my brain, rest in piece angus and eric

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Dear house flippers,

Please, be more intentional with your work.

I'm trying to buy a house for my family & all I can find are flips.

I just wanna buy a normal house. Not one with white brick & gray plastic floors.

Please stop flipping in areas where there aren't a lot of inventory, bc then people that don't want flips have 0 options.

I'd rather have an old 70s ugly house that I get for an ok price instead of a more expensive gray box I STILL want to redo.

[SonicAndSimsFan  (BREAK) @SonicAndSimsFan]

HUGE W‼️

STAY THE FUCK DOWN FOR GOOD!

[devilette @deviIette]

IF YOU DIDNT LIKE BAD BUNNY’S PERFORMANCE THEN GOOD IT WASNT FOR YOU BITCH

[Miilato @miiilato]

me when I have to restart a song because the conversations in my head got too loud and I missed half the song

[daz @MetamateDaz]

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins.

I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday.

sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.

so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.

spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.

that’s my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.

[Tenny @TennyUnderscore]

we’ve failed you

[jay @kendallhosseini]

i prefer to watch new movies with nachos and a cherry icee, on an oversized screen, as a communal experience, AT THE MOVIE THEATERS

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[𝔯𝔢𝔫 ♱ @vampren_]

"and for a moment, a brief, brief moment, the world and i were at peace"

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

and after everything im still full of love because thats who i am

[lleh @ouchmyboob]

WOKE IS BACK

[ky peterson 💘 #FreeThemAll @KyPeterson5]

NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT FOOD STAMPS & RAMEN NOODLES. AND SOME DON'T KNOW ABOUT WALKING TO THE LAUNDROMAT WITH BIG BAGS OF CLOTHES, BOILING WATER ON THE STOVE FOR BATHS, AND LIGHTING CANDLES IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE POWER WENT OFF & NOT BECAUSE IT WAS STORMING.
SOME DON'T KNOW ABOUT HAND-ME-DOWNS, SECOND-HAND CLOTHES, OR SLEEPING ON THE COUCH OR THE FLOOR. SOME DON'T KNOW ABOUT GETTING GROCERIES AT A FOOD PANTRY OR WAITING IN A LUNCH LINE FOR A MEAL, OR TURNING THE OVEN ON TO HEAT THE HOUSE. SOME DON'T KNOW ABOUT HAND WASHING CLOTHES IN THE TUB OR IN THE SINK AND DRYING THEM ON A CLOTHESLINE.
SOME DON'T KNOW ABOUT SHOWERING AT SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE. IF YOU HAVEN'T STRUGGLED, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

[Yolanda @you_land_airr]

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹