Andrew Cardozo

diets don't apply to me

[i like food @messedupfoods]

This is the shit they play on the screen when you get a spare at the bowling alley

[Neet @neet_sol]

having an unemployed friend to text during work is essential, they’re the window of your prison cell

[Jeff Bean @sadwinnipegfan]

That mf wit the glasses tweaking bruh

[Nunnie The G @NunnieTheG]

Boneless medium rare chocolate chip cookies over ice cream🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[ernest baker @ernestbaker]

there’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs and dinner parties is the new club scene and high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, and terrible DJs still playing Dreams and Nightmares

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

Man eats meat in front of vegan protesters

[Tommy @tommyob95]

How do I bet on this

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

but it's me who needs to drink out of a soggy paper straw to reduce my carbon footprint

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

The San Francisco hate is overblown. This city is a modern miracle.

[BAY AREA STATE OF MIND @YayAreaNews]

the grinch stealing Christmas compilation 😭

[TJ Jordan @thomasjordaniv]

Bane bumped from 38.65 -> 39.85
KD bumped from 48.05 -> 50.05
Anderson bumped from 5 -> 4.5

Does this mean we're going to hit? No. Did we get some good value? Yes.

Let's get it 🫡

[BAY AREA STATE OF MIND @YayAreaNews]

Families returning home after spending the day in San Francisco

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

People who harass retail workers for internet clout are the worst. Props to the manager for standing up for his employees.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Didn't really wanna get out the house to hang with the homies but then he's glad he actually did get out the house to hang with the homies. He just like me for real.

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Heard that before 😭😭😭😭

[The Truth @PAUIPlERCE34]

Reminder: Nike really chose Ja Morant over Kyrie

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

...... 👀

Ht Atlas Society

[HawksMuse @HawksMuse]

@LegionHoops GUANGDONG TIGERS

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Back in 2015, Bryce Harper forgot how to hustle on this fly out.

Jonathan Papelbon wasn’t having that shit