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1/3 jessica day, 2/3 nick miller (she/her)

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how we feelin boys

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my favorite celebrities are those that i could walk past in the kroger produce section and never realize who they were (i.e. beanie feldstein, maybe pedro pascal if i didn’t look directly at him)

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can we all agree the biggest sins in tv history are:
a.) the glee puppet episode
b.) grey’s anatomy musical episode

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reentering my mumford and sons era so don’t txt only send typewriter drafted letter

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respectfully asking all short kings with winning personalities to get shoe lifts

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@GeorgiaFootball today is my birthday so i think it would be really disrespectful if you tried to win the game

@Vol_Football get ‘em boys

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@DarrenCriss how do you feel about your performance on glee of What Does the Fox Say with puppets

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@rachfields_ all of these are my preferences calling my therapist

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@ladyparisb inspiring. much to think about.

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@rachfields_ rachel it’s SALINE

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it was not the vibe

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if this isn’t the vibe for 2021, then i respectfully decline

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i am finally moving to the pacific northwest and i can’t believe it’s really happening

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i’m going to make a thread of little things that bring me joy because life hurts and i’m tired

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mimi was pawing at the door so i was going to let him on the porch. my neighbor was sitting on his side, holding a potted flower, smoking a fat blunt. he said “well howdy neighbor!”

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me: *disappears from twitter since september* me: *returns with this*

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@rachfields_ ha ha relatable content!!

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@rachfields_ rachel honey what’s up

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@ladyparisb her mind

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aight, out u go ladies

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Monday is the vaccination deadline for New York State health care workers. Thousands of refusers have failed to meet it.

The dispute is dividing hospitals, where most workers are vaccinated and want their colleagues to be.
https://t.co/T9u4sF10zt

[liz @CareGregory]

this is non-fiction, only the realest among us will know.

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but picture this: it’s 6:45, the sun is just rising- you cozily awake. you put on slippers & a sweater & go to the kitchen. you get fresh coffee w/ oat milk & toast w/ jam. you go to the porch, pat your dog & sit on the swing to watch the lake. everything is quiet. life is good.

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ext. detail: silently, you finish your coffee and toast. the dog has ambled closer & is now back asleep. you hear nature waking up. the sun is warm now. you breathe in the cool air & catch a sniff of pancakes paired with whispers- they don’t realize you’ve been awake for hours.