Carey Anderson

Biology teacher, dad, camper, runner, & poker player

[Carey Anderson @CareyAnd72]

@Joeingram1 @HCLPokerShow @IAmMaverick888 MrDrBatman calling down light vs. @IAmMaverick888 wearing an Anti-Hero t-shirt is the subtle poker foreshadowing that makes this hand even more layered. The poker gods have a dark sense of humor. Note to self: don’t name yourself a super hero.

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@spxcemxfiaa Thanks for making my Friday!

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@itsmejaws Thanks for the shoutout!!! Sorry about your professor.

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@mike_deuce1 Sometimes my wife just buys a bag of the garlic rye chips.

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@kroq I’ve seen the Cure twice with my step-mom. It would have been awesome to see the Stray Cats with my mom.

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@aaliyahamarii If you sent me a Remind message, somehow I didn’t see it.
Not sure about the best, but some days I’m good and others I’m below average. Thanks though!

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@aaliyahamarii Did you hear that I died? And you didn’t even try to message me... I’m still ruining lives one Exam at a time.

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Day 3: Puns in the Wild. Merry Christmas everybody!

#abdominalsnowman #puns #itmustbeitalian
#Iwanttogocamping

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Day 2: Puns in the Wild. Same deal as yesterday.

#puns #lookbothwaysbeforeyoucrossthestreet
#$5

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Time for some get out of the house, but stay away from people fun. I’m going to randomly post silly jokes in fitting locations. If you stumble across the pun repost with a photo. $5 to the 1st reposter.
#scavengerhunt #puns #Dennis

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@officialadams_ I miss your laugh! 😂

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@sap_brian I thought this was the parody account. He’s a clown.

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While driving through Jedediah, Grace notices that Mia has tears in her eyes then asks “Are you okay Mia?”

Mia sadly sighs “I miss Chipotle.” @ChipotleTweets

#Roadtrip2020 #week3

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I don’t know about High School Musical, but I do know about Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

#SaveFerris #HighSchoolMusical
#EastHigh

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile you could miss it.

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For those of you that want to help explain to your less enlightened friends, the B.S. that blacks in America deal with daily, this paints a perfect picture. How to deconstruct racism, one headline at a time | Baratunde Thurston https://t.co/larzbkI3D1 via @YouTube

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This wrecked me. So powerful.

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@sareugh_ @aanavargasss Diaphragm
Knight
Wednesday
Restaurant
Read
Psychology
February
Chitin
Phone
Really any words with “ph” or “gh” or a silent “k”, but the list is ridiculous.

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@ggraceandersonn It’s a sign of intelligence. Dumb people don’t have the ability to overthink, they’re just working on the thinking part of life. Sorry love; you got smart genes. Welcome to the wonderful world of analyzing & internalizing all the things.

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@DarrellCHammond your book and your willingness to tell your story will have a postive impact on other’s lives. Thanks for being so vulnerable.