Cari

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[Cari @CariRVance]

Translation for my tweets:
D=Dad
M=Mom
Me(oldest aka#1)
Z=Zach(brother#2)
N=Noah(brother#3)
J=Joia(sister#4)
#VanceFamily #VanceJokes

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[Cari @CariRVance]

Been a couple years. Lots has happened. There won't be any more funny Gma tweets since they are both living it up in Heaven since 2020. #ThankfulForThem #ThankfulForTheirStories

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@emilyadelinee Well obviously you need to teach him доброе день then! And of course доброе утра for good measure.

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*Mom puts jacket on Gma cuz she was cold*
Gma:Oh!This is almost better than a Ralph hug!
Gpa:*grumbles*Cuz the Vances cant afford heat out here(on the porch) #GmaSayings #GpaSayings

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#PurpleHair #DontCare

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Me:PSA tomorrow is #NationalDonutDay and you can get free donuts almost anywhere
J:IIIIIIIII’mmmmm goiiiiiiiinnnnnnn to......... LOWE’S 🛠vs 🍩 #UmWhat #LilSisSayings @joia_vance

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*Celebrating my Gma’s 80th birthday, reading cards with sentimental memories*
Aunt Holly:Mom, Do you have anything you want to say?
Gma:Yeah, I’ve got a cramp in my leg #GmaSayings ❤️#HappyBirthday

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Gma looking out the window at the kids wandering around outside: I wonder if those kids are out Trick-or-Treating or something? #HappyEaster #GmaSayings

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#LifeIsLike a fight with #CountDooku and youre Anikin...you think got this, but Life be like... “NAH! My Deathstar is gone so Ima hold you down with electric shock for a while...THEN Ima chop your hand off!” #BFFSayings #WhenLifeGotYaDown #WeStillHaveOurHands #ForNow

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*Sitting on porch*
Me:Such a nice porch
N:Haha good thing we aren't storing a bunch of stuff on it... EAT IT Uncle Jeff! @beckstaslab101 #VanceFamilySayings #SunnyForOnceInOhio

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*Check gets set down beside Gma* *Gma hands check to Gpa*
Gma:Here. This is for you #GmaSayings #RelationshipGoals

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Gpa:Teachers are on strike down in WV
Gma: I didn’t know they had schools down there! #GmaSayings #WeCantBelieveSheJustSaidThat 🤣

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Me:I’m fatter than you
N:You have to stop saying that!
Me:I literally weigh more than you!
N:If you keep saying it, you’ll start believing it! #ThatsNotHowItWorks 🤣 #LilBroSayings #VanceFamilyProblems #VanceFamJokes

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When the #VanceFamily travels, we travel in style! 🤣 @joia_vance #VanceFamilyProblems #VanceRoadTrips

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Explained “throwing shade” and “lit” to my Grandparents in TX.
Z:Throwing shade makes things less lit #LilBroSayings #VanceFamilyProblems #VanceFamJokes

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Gpa:Drink your water
Gma:I dont want to get up in the middle of the night
Gpa:You do anyways...
Gma:He sleeps like a log. He wouldnt even know! #GmaSayings #GpaSayings #FunnyGrandparents #VanceFamilyProblems