Carol 🚣🏻

I'm the girl ur mom warned u about because I'm asthmatic & will slow down ur team in the 4x400 relay squelching ur dreams of middle school track county victory

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

you can just drink on a patio and believe in love again. and that’s okay

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

may March be sweet and full of blooming

[mary @elaine_stritch]

can I come over to your house and do this

[Adelita Grijalva @AdelitaForAZ]

And still waiting…

[Carol 🚣🏻 @CariRadshaw]

Call me Red Forman the way I blame these current events on Nixon.

[Carol 🚣🏻 @CariRadshaw]

If I have to become a housewife can I at least get some quaaludes?? @RobertKennedyJr

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

our last week before 4 more years of trump

[ieva @mourninglambs]

You deserve a sweeter and more gentle tomorrow

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

Celebrities with the Hello Kitty phone at the 16th Annual Kid’s Choice Awards (2003)

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

Not a single male artist on my spotify wrapped

[Brent Terhune in Little Rock 7.30-8.1 @BrentTerhune]

GOP to quietly move Matt Gaetz to a new parish.

[Carol 🚣🏻 @CariRadshaw]

@KaceyMusgraves Queen, we need Anime Eyes tonight. 🤍💚😘

[‎lina 🇲🇽 @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Carol 🚣🏻 @CariRadshaw]

The fact I have to work on Halloween is truly criminal.

[Carol 🚣🏻 @CariRadshaw]

My parents’ lives revolve around going to lunch and 4 pm dinners with their friends. Oh, to be a retired Boomer with a pension.

[Carol 🚣🏻 @CariRadshaw]

You don’t have to worry about me singing through Wicked in the theaters. I will be crying instead.

[Carol 🚣🏻 @CariRadshaw]

@_rissavictoria X