Carissa not Clarissa

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

@LucyLobsterNS @VisitNovaScotia @CailinONeil @CTVMorningAtl @GroundhogTime Hope this lobsters got released and doesn't get eaten.

[PresserWatch @PresserWatch]

LIVE: Trial of Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis policeman accused of killing George Floyd, begins with opening arguments https://t.co/xySZ5L7MPa

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Attorney Justin Miller: "George Floyd is not on trial. This is the trial of Derek Chauvin, and it should be referred to that way."

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

@PaisleyPaddy @TatyanaAli @hbomax @willsmith @HBOMaxPop @alfonso_ribeiro @Karyn_Parsons :( i downloaded twitter again for this...oh welllll bye twitterrrrr.

[Caryn Lieberman @caryn_lieberman]

I hesitated posting this video of a demonstrator yelling #FHRITP at me while covering an anti-Black racism protest because I didn’t want to take away from the important message being conveyed by the crowd. Then I realized it wouldn’t be ME doing that .. he did.

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

It's getting really tiring keeping my head above water. It literally feels like I'm drowning. Itd be nice to just forget.

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

My city right now :( #ns #NovaScotiaStrong

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

"Imma high school cheerleader stuck in a 65 year old Male body"
Fuck I love him

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

Why do ppl feel so compelled to tell me about their sex lives? My whole adult life, ppl gravitate to me, tell me about their sex life like I want to know? They must really feel like I NEED to hear this. #cool?

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

@brianlarter Undocumented mental illness more than likely. Too proud to see a dr, or refused by a dr. Either or. Pretty sure he is a sociopath/psychopath though, so that's it's own can of worms.

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

My hometown #novascotia is going through a #masstragedy during a pandemic. We are managing to stay seperate, whilst being together. Times are harder than ever.

[RCMP Nova Scotia @RCMPNS]

#Colchester: Gabriel Wortman may be driving what appears to be an RCMP vehicle & may be wearing an RCMP uniform. There's 1 difference btwn his car and our RCMP vehicles: the car #. The suspect's car is 28B11, behind rear passenger window. If you see 28B11 call 911 immediately.

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

@calleread Either plastic surgery, or he is an alien who has no idea what aging in a his human skin suit looks like lol

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

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[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

Yo, @netflix, could we chill on the "are you still watching?"? Let's be real, right now, we are all still watching

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

*Zivas birthday* ATTN PLS: last night my grandparents and uncle threw their pupper a birthday party, and the https://t.co/qyKyc6Qxgk joined in. Please enjoy these photos. https://t.co/gwW38T1opg

[Andrew @_andrewslinn]

My housemates and I decided if we can’t have a Saturday night out at G-A-Y we’d have a Saturday night in at G-A-Y... 🎉🥂 @JeremyJoseph

[Jeff Alexander @mgiant]

Be honest: what did you do to cause the pandemic?

I started paying attention to my 401(k) and publicly announced my intention to go to movie theaters more in 2020.

Pretty sure we all did something.

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

@annie_valentina I woke up in the middle of the night, crawled out on the side of the bed I normally dont crawl out of, looked up, saw about 10 spiders on the ceiling, some of which were hanging from their silk, which would of been above my head. I was very nonchalant about it.

[Carissa not Clarissa @CarissaJ26]

A man told me wheat starch didnt exist today. If only we all lived in your world, sir.