Carissa

BSU’22

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

save your breath
don’t ask me what’s wrong
IT’S JUST MY FACE

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

it should be illegal for women to start their period on New Years

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

Muncie police, how do you decide between a drunk driver or an honest civilian trying to swerve potholes?

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

@GabeBlankenshi1 LOOK at you 🤩

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

the amount of joy it brings when @kendram_20 comes home and tells us her daily teacher stories is unmatched

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

I apparently do not understand the “aesthetic” picture poses of this generation. Like, an edited picture of you picking out a drink at the local crackhead gas station??? and another one of you waking out the gas station????

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

@katty_b_raps start a go fund me, i would support 🙃

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

@katty_b_raps in my head I’m hearing you saying this and I cannot stop laughing 😂

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

idk how y’all slurp down drinks in .5 seconds and be absolutely fine; my stomach problems could never. If i’m gonna be goin to dunkin’ that shit boutta last me all day

[Cameron Coleman @blackcamcam]

If you know me you know imma be late so why rush me?

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

pov:: opened a grad school application that isn’t due for 4 months and started looking for full time jobs all in the same night

….wants to die

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

@alexisy0ung so random but can you show me a picture of the specific brand of panoxyl you use

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

Go to college and all the amish become high class - just passed an amish buggy w built in seats

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

@alexisy0ung I so needed to see this you have no idea

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

I’m convinced my anxiety started when I rode the bus and had to go through bus evacuations every month

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

welcome to seasonal depression ;)

[Ball State Chicks @ballstchicks]

I am a:

⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Ball State Student

Looking for a :

⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 fucking parking spot

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

thriving over the fact that I would never, but like, what if

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

I’ve come to realize that every woman saying “ya I really don’t have boobs” get the male response “you’ve got a handful”… like thanks for your condolences, sir, but that doesn’t really make us feel better

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

being a housekeeper and scrubbing toilets all day really doesn’t seem worth it when all I do during my shift is run to the bathroom before I shit myself because of all the coffee I drank to motivate me for the job

[Carissa @CarissaMercer19]

@GabeBlankenshi1 woah 😍