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back in the 90s I was in a very famous tv show

[IGN @IGN]

What if this was our final tweet

[ej @xejbxyd]

saying go piss girl when someone needs to pee is just as respectful and important as saying bless u when someone sneezes and i stand by that.

[Freddie Shanel @freddie_shanel]

I spent minutes of my one precious life making this

[chuck de rond @ChuckDeRond]

America lost the battle with obesity when Jesus invented the crab Rangoon

[Tokki @TokkiTTV]

“Still punk as fuck.”

i whisper to myself as I log into disney dreamlight valley for the sixth day in a row

[el is cursed🏹 @laufeydottirs]

not now sweetie, mommy’s playing disney dreamlight valley

[to a homeless guy: sorry i don’t believe in fiat @websiteidi0t]

We are the sons of the tap dancers you couldn’t pull offstage with a giant hook

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[madge the boy stink liker @f1lthy_r4t]

god why does minnie require her own house i thought she and mickey were married! gotta shell out 5000 bucks for a giant rat's mansion fuck my life

[megan @weganmilliamson]

i need to know how leonardo dicaprio conducts these breakups. does he start picking fights months before they turn 25 to be less conspicuous? do they wake up on their birthday to a note that says “sorry i can’t don’t hate me” someone pls investigate

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

a male beta fish going live

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

A photo of me going into work with a tummy ache

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[riss is pissed @gabag00ner]

i am a pauly d sun, jwoww moon and snooki rising