Carl Alpine

engineer, horologist, sabermetrician, musician, cyclist, boulevardier
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@dagenmcdowell @KennedyNation #TheFive

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@MKaminskiMusic DeCandido - Candida (Tony Orlando & Dawn)
Barone - Everybody Loves Raymond piano theme
Gallo - Spill the Wine (WAR)

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@MKaminskiMusic TANNER - "Soak Up the Sun" (Sheryl Crow)

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@MKaminskiMusic IIRC, you also play in a band with a chanteuse? the original "Le Moribond" (with accordion arrangement) might work for her. https://t.co/McJd9AGmHU

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@MKaminskiMusic 6. When AMMAN Loves A Woman

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@shegone03 Stiller flew to Ukraine to fawn over Zelenskyy. that's being part of a propaganda machine.

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@thefive it's time to give Harold Ford Jr a drug test. #thefive

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@knowyourmeme https://t.co/AVE5T4U8st

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@MrDavidAngelo in an ideal democratic-run sanctuary city, taxpayers are a minority.

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@HaroldFordJr pathetic how desperate you are to defend a terrorist. and trying to shoot a tire can result in a ricochet that could kill an innocent person, moron. #thefive

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@tangotiger AD (After Dipper)

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@elonmusk waiting for @MerriamWebster to claim this is an acceptable spelling. (yes, we remember the Amy Coney Barrett confirmation hearings).

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@JesseBWatters We are celebrating the end of King Autopen's reign of terror. #TheFive

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@MrDavidAngelo Franz Liszt 1840s (Lisztomania).

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@awfulannouncing Gary Cohen had no negative comments when Dominic Smith led a protest over the shooting of a Wisconsin domestic abuser in Aug 2020 (he survived). Mets could've forfeited the game but MLB stepped in and postponed it.

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@ScottAdamsSays STRAIGHT out of the Jim McGreevey playbook.

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@MrDavidAngelo yes, it was a prop.

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@greggutfeld time blindness drug instructions: take one pill every 2 hours. #gutfeld

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@MKaminskiMusic yes. and two World Series seasons: 1957, 1969.

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@PlanetTyrus Jessie MacGill (J.B. Fletcher's maiden name)