Sam

this is my bio. hello

[Sam @CarlBarkxr]

How do I shut off emotions w/o drugs?!?!

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When my therapist laughs at my lil jokes

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

I tell my cat "I know” whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea

[Sam @CarlBarkxr]

Sometimes I wish I wasn’t so self aware anymore so I could act insane like I used to. Lowkey was easier 🤪

[Sam @CarlBarkxr]

This #parisbedbug situation is sending me into a spiral. I don’t ever wanna leave my house and I’m not even in France 😭

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

september 30th october 1st

[Sam @CarlBarkxr]

Not to brag but…. 🎉

[Enjoy Sonic @EnjoySonic]

“Are you laughing at that Kevin James meme again?”

Me:

[DANNY 🪐 @danielcurryy]

fuck it Kevin James edit

[Sam @CarlBarkxr]

Kevin James photos are the only thing keeping me going rn

[saira @sairaspooks]

when the weather gets a little chilly

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

me after saying “slay” for the 137th time today:

[Sam @CarlBarkxr]

Being chronically ill w/ nothing that helps is ruining my life

[♔d!va demas!ado𓃭 @1divall]

me tryna remember wtf I was gone say