Carl Breyfogle

[Carl Breyfogle @CarlBreyfogle]

@LeenaGrizzle this hit me harder than my morning coffee

[Carl Breyfogle @CarlBreyfogle]

@AyeshaPrit4g Adding this to the permanent record of excellent internet moments

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In the end, every monarch discovers the same brutal truth: whether by betrayal, by darkness in deep caves, or by the quiet erosion of time, the soi

[Carl Breyfogle @CarlBreyfogle]

FPor those of you who may not know, the Del (or delete key) on a desktop keyboard functions the same as backspace, but for going forward in the text. I think phone keyboards would function even better if we could squeeze one of these on there.hone keyboards need a Del key

[Carl Breyfogle @CarlBreyfogle]

WAater spells me!-nd don’t like the ball!
OYes, I know all
Cr you know all?
Eome little girl,
Enchanting you good!
Wverything great!
Phimsical streams.
Slenty of dreams,
Wweety-sweet toy,
Le bring you joy,
Deave your bad mood.
-ance contradance,
Stray from the path,

[Carl Breyfogle @CarlBreyfogle]

FOUND A NEW CAFE IN SG WITH AN IN-HOUSE COFFEE ROASTER & CORN MILK MATCHA ☕️🌽🍵 Meet Jervis, Singapore’s Barista Champion 2025 and the founder of Oaks Coffee Roasters.

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今天去逛高雄貓展
看到有貓砂秤重挑戰
剛好量到99.0克可以獲得20包貓砂
結果我妹真的中了==
怎麼辦到的？？

[Carl Breyfogle @CarlBreyfogle]

@IvelisseKea3 i don't save things often but this broke the rule instantly

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@NolaSladkycz real talent doesn't need a filter and thsi proves it

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@DaniaBlack2uu i showed this to my friend and she asked why i'm filming myself...

[Carl Breyfogle @CarlBreyfogle]

The worst thing that could happen: she gets angry at me for asking, thinking that I selfishly expected from her to host a party and be invited to it, and she turns my whole friend group against me and I end up with no friends.

[Carl Breyfogle @CarlBreyfogle]

@AudrieMcklpcl what era of the internet does this remind you of

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AW budtender.hat do you call a weed dispensary employee?

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[Carl Breyfogle @CarlBreyfogle]

OIf course, I have seen countless people, both men and women, from all over the world.T have never understood why.
hinking of you always makes me smile. I don't know why I want to be like you. It has always amazed me that, among all the people in the world, I chose you.

[Carl Breyfogle @CarlBreyfogle]

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