Carl Funkenstein

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@PiperK Yes. We are all doooooomed!

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@BBGreatMoments How the Red Sox beat this team in 2013 will always be one of the great mysteries of all time.

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@rmny1976 @davidrifkin Jasson, yes. Stanton, no. He won’t be back for another month.

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@BronxBomberBall He’s just been playing with it for weeks, though? You can do that?

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@tylermilliken_ Is Tristan Casas still alive? Seriously. Guys have come back from amputations quicker than he has.

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@The_Bleacherss Volpe

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@bigleagues @theblockspot A “fastball” was 79MPH when Ruth played.

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@bigleagues @theblockspot Babe Ruth played against carpenters and plumbers. And not a single minority player.

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@Christian_NYYST He had his career year last year. Now he’s thinking about a contract and isn’t playing well at all. He’s nothing special.

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@YankeeSource Volpe batting .220 and peaked after 3 games this year. He is what he is.

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@Chris_NYY28

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@CalebDurbinHate @JuelzMaximus Sox fans are still defending Anthony? Why? He’s made of glass. He was supposed to be a top-5 MVP guy this year and the best you can do is say how red his page is?? Sad.

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@Nyanasaur @JuelzMaximus No, but missing 70% of your team’s games with injuries is absolutely “disappointing”.

Also, it’s hard for a guy like Valera to stick on prospect lists when he’s going to miss so much development time. Maybe you just like injured guys? 🤨

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@sonderless7p We won’t see the likes of him again for another 100 years. What an insane talent.

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@BBGreatMoments 2025 was as good as any series ever. Extra innings in game 7????

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@NDiamondMedia Why would anyone want Yoshida, though?? Even if the Sox ate most of the money(which they aren’t doing in this proposal, somehow) he has almost no value as a DH that can only occasionally hit singles.

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@BenCampb_ It’s hard when I only get flashbacks to Kristian Campbell doing the same.

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@RAMBO25nt Without Judge, that lineup looks MIGHTY thin.

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@LombardIsKing_ A DL stint is looking like a certainty at this point.

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@Deanciriaco And only 47 years to go on that contract after this one!

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@JustinChaffee @The_Bleacherss They tried that last year with Bednar, Doval and Bird…..