Carl

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@HMRCgovuk cheers guys, I'm on PAYE and love pointless form filling

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@MrBeast Nah, send it to charity.

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@skiddlehelp & @Leighton_Hall I can't find any information on the start, finish or set times for leighton live 2022, would you please fix this ASAP.

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@pritipatel Can they look for the missing covid PPE Billions whilst they are at it?

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@JH38708536 @piersmorgan You mean the bit where max blocked him off the track, had he not avoided him there would have been heavy contact.....?

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@harveyangus @Carlnufc60 @piersmorgan You seem to have issues recognising that rules were broken in favor of Verstappen. Why are you so invested?

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@talkRADIO @Iromg @InsulateLove Contrived reaching bullshit, without a shred of integrity.

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@PaulGlaznost @tompeck It’s called pegging, google it 👍

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@Hombreazar @mattuthompson I’ve not seen any well aimed lightning bolts from the sky wizard, maybe he’s given up on punishing blasphemy and retired to Cancun?
Or handed that right back to Odin or Zeus and they just can’t be arsed?

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@deletemoira1 @MrKipper6 @mattuthompson Not really. I can ridicule you/ your religion/politics in public, I have that right. You can be offended (not a right, a reactionary emotion)
If you believe it to be slander, you have the right to take me to court (civil case).
Encouraging topics to be off limits..is dangerous

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@TC1973 @mattuthompson @miqdaad Not seen it, not bothered 👍

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@IainDale What’s the likelihood of developing a blood clot naturally? Probably around 30/10000000.....

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@LozzaFox Excellent! It’s been so boring without the loony party, glad you’ve stepped up to replace them

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@HSBC_UK is this genuine?
Ta

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@Akhz2020 @RugbySaz @piersmorgan Are you sure your not thinking of fairy’s ?

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@ACTBrigitte

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@RoyalMailHelp hi, tracking shows my “48hr” delivery was picked up last Wednesday and hasn’t moved from South Yorkshire since friday

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@piersmorgan if one had a suspicious mind, you’d suspect the smirks were not about accepting or declining a pay rise, but rather a reaction to the internal monologue 💭ha! Like I need that money! You should see the kick-backs!💭

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@piersmorgan Dick Moore?

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@BarclaysUKHelp Initial approved application REF: APPBC0620. Declined by myself due to inaccurate delivery address.

2nd application, declined W789934932. 6-11-2020.

30/11/2020 REF: APPD30620 declined

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@BarclaysUKHelp I’ve not received any feedback from yourselves since my @Apple iPhone finance went sideways and required escalation x2.
Can you give me an appropriate email address as I’m currently working nights and can’t spend all day on the phone again.

[Carl @CarlHayes79]

@BarclaysUKHelp That does sound familiar 👍
Thanks, any help would be much appreciated