Carl Johnson "CJ"

Official Meme Account for Carl Johnson.

$CJ 💲 The King of San Andreas 💲

@RockstarGames

[GTA 6 Updates @gtasix_]

GTA 6 Trailer 3 & Pre-Orders THIS WEEK.

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

@KekStrategy Nice homie

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

Yall beter enjoy your weekend, Monday will be here in thirty minutes. $CJ

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

This is Aiden. He knocked on my door to ask if he could have a banana then left. $CJ

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

@realDonaldTrump please save the big booty Iranians, they are the Latina's of the Middle East $CJ

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

@realDonaldTrump please save the big booty Iranians, they are the Latina's of the Middle East $CJ

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

when I die don't be kissing my forehead in the coffin with your 𝚌o𝚌ksυׁׅckin lips. $CJ

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

A wise man once, told his wife... nothing, because he was a wise man. $CJ

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

If you're pregnant don't swallow bubblegum, it could stick to the baby's hair. $CJ

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

you cant fix stupid, but you can cuff it $CJ

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

yes my hat says FENTAnyl.. $cj

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

This city ain’t old. It’s buffering. Hear me out: every street got Wi-Fi from 1843, every coffee shop knows your order before you speak, and every bus arrives exactly when it wants - not late, not early. That’s not public transport. That’s time management software. $cj

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

We went from pandemic mode to WW3 lobby real quick

motherf*cker. $CJ

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

OPERATION EPIC FURY

• Destroy Iran’s missile arsenal.
• Destroy their navy.
• Ensure they NEVER get a nuclear weapon.

Locked in.

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

Just stole this plane, we heading straight to Jupiter Motherf*ckers, f*ck the moon or whatever you crypto nerds speak on. $CJ

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

Rumour have it that Carl is back in Vice City this 2026..

The old flame is back, who's ready to light one up? $CJ

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

To whoever stole my shoes and hi-vis vest.

You can run but you can't hide. $CJ

[Carl Johnson "CJ" @CarlJohnsonVIP]

I'm going to start a religion with really big hats.. that way the Lord can't see what we're doing. $CJ