Carl Long - Author

Author, screenwriter and playwright based in the UK.

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Plato thought philosophers should be kings. He was wrong! Bass rules but does not reign, to the world's detriment. There is only one musical instrument you need to know!

Oh, and only one book to buy. Um, mine.

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I stand by this comparison

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I like to think it the best of both worlds

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I snapped a string. No, not a G-string. No, not my banjo string. I was re-stringing the acoustic bass, so you might say this was a counter-productive exercise.

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I once saw father christmas present shopping. True story.

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Be excellent to each other...

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Weekend beano down in Bristol. Hedonism yesterday and long walk today. (Almost) sunset over the River Severn.

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@LordBoulder And a fact, you could say 😏

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It's okay, I'm lying...down.

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I've eaten all the cheese. I guess at my age I should know feta.

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I'm not kitten around when I say some puns are claw-ful. Just feel fur-tunate Tat here isn't a fan of litter-rary devices also.
Sorry not sorry.

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Due to some heartache, laziness coupled with a lack of appetite for social media, deteriorating mental health and tax law studies, plus the cat needed feeding, I have neglected promoting myself, my work and my online presence. However...me and my great legs are back!
Buy my book.

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An honour to be told to fuck off (😘) by the great @almurray tonight at his show in Norwich. Good work Norwich Theatre Royal's 'Interlude' programme. A top night out

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A picture of my great legs in dark iron man leggings in exchange for some followers #writerscommunity? 😁

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From the obviously talented @_Andrea_Ricca

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@_Andrea_Ricca @HilliardRavina @lindalinglebks @matos_page @StephenPennell2 @bgconwaywriter @JLLori_ @Rosanna_Moss01 @PakawalangAwtor @HLeeDavisWriter @KayleeMotte @Jim_W_OConnor @never_ink @jbharvenstein @BrianRRick @Jonatha84046105 Loving the gothic tropes and the composure. I really enjoyed that.

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@Vincent_Maltby Cheers bruh, i'll look into this after work